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I trust myself,I trust my destiny,I trust my luck!

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@PhilippineStar Kayo na pala. Enjoy your honeymoon.

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@inquirerdotnet At least nakakuha ng silver medal si Cayetano sa 23 o 37 days niya bilang Senate President. Si Camilo Osias noong 1952, 13 days lang.

But let's be real: mas mahaba pa ang expiry date ng Yakult.

Parang trial period lang sa netflix.

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@inquirerdotnet @MAgerINQ PS? You mean Patron Saint? Plastic Smile? Political Shape‑shifter? People’s Souvenir? Pambansang Selfie? Public Sewer? Political Showman? Palaging Scripted? Pambansang Self‑Promotion?

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@inquirerdotnet DOWNGRADE OF THE CENTURY. Ninoy faced bullets, Cayetano faces hashtags. Wag na siya umasa na mabubuhay niya ang Ninoy vs Marcos saga para makakuha ng kakampi. Walang dilawan maniniwala. Ang laban niya obvious: RELEVANCE. Kung balls ang puhunan, sorry Cayetano, out of stock ka.

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@inquirerdotnet From Ninoy’s sacrifice to Cayetano’s selfie, what a downgrade.

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Independence Day is not a birthday for freedom. It is its annual checkup.

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The question is no longer whether the Philippines is independent, BUT WHETHER FILIPINOS THINK INDEPENDENTLY.

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May mga taong pumupunta sa lamay para makiramay. May mga taong pumupunta para may bagong profile picture.

[The Philippine Star @PhilippineStar]

‘GONE TOO SOON’

Senator Robin Padilla shared photos as he visited the wake of Ateneo de Manila University’s basketball rookie Rene Clert Baterbonia, who drowned during the Blue Eagles’ team-building activity in Aurora.

“The world was his, but gone too soon!” he said on Thursday, wearing a basketball jersey with Baterbonia’s name. (Facebook/Robin Padilla)

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@PhilippineStar May mga taong pumupunta sa lamay para makiramay. May mga taong pumupunta para may bagong profile picture.

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Cayetano says there are two Senates. The Senate of Malacañang and... well, kung gagamitin ang logic ni Cayetano, sila at ang tropa niya: THE SENATE OF THE HAGUE. 

Since he labeled Gatchalian's group the Senate of Malacañang, it's only fair to keep the branding consistent.

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Camille Villar crying for Jinggoy? Aristotle called it pathos; dynasties calls it due process.

Crocodile tears, the most rehearsed defense in Philippine politics. When Filipino politicians run out of facts, they cry. At sila pa ang magiging biktima.

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18 Marines delivering maleta to De Lima sa panahon na nakakulong sya?

Wow, must have been the busiest Lalamove day in history. May tracking number yan ha.

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Twice jailed. Ngayon Flood Control plunder case. Pangatlo na. Sir, principles don’t belong in prison, corruption does.

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I thought Lito Lapid was a decorative fossil.

At least he contributed to entertainment. Turns out he's useful for memes.

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Minority: ‘This is a travesty of Senate rules!’

Hindi po travesty, INNOVATION po yun, para kahit naka‑detain, pwede pa ring mag‑thumbs up emoji as a vote.

Translation: Kapag nasa ICC custody si Bato dela Rosa, dapat may stable Wi-Fi pa rin para maka-YES, Your Honor.

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The Senate minority walked out kasi daw nirailroad ang bagong rules.

Translation: majority wants ZOOM‑style voting para kahit nagtatago, present pa rin si Bato.

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Minsan lang magsalita si Lito Lapid. Sabi niya kay Pia Cayetano, ‘Gusto ko kasing malaman mo na mahal kita.’

Senator Lapid, sanay na kaming tahimik ka… bakit nagsalita ka pa, 😅.

Mas mahaba pa ’yung confession niya kaysa ambag niya sa session.

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Kapag si Imee Marcos ang nagsabing sugpuin ang mga buwaya, parang si Dracula ang nag-host ng Red Cross blood donation drive.

Imee Marcos needs a mirror, not a microphone.

The nerve to lecture people about corruption while carrying that surname should be studied by scientists.

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Kung ikaw ay relihiyoso o maka‑Diyos, alam mo na si senator Alan Cayetano ay hindi representative ni God, MASCOT pwede pa but never magiging propeta. Pero kung atheist ka, congrats! kasi si Alan Cayetano is a proof and a cosmic joke at that na nagpapatunay na walang higher power.

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Don’t be offended by my political posts. Ako nga offended daily, courtesy ng mga taong ibinoto mo...Equal rights lang tayo,dba?