Emma Jane

Intrusive thots

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

Obsessed with creampies - hates children.

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

Checking in with my brother will always be a priority

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

If I don’t go to the beach for my birthday I will blow. Tf. Up.

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

Why do I have the urge to get bangs every three days

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

Warning all my potential lovers that I will NEVER stop showing my boobies on st. Patty’s day. It’s called a ✨tradition✨

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

If I don’t receive heavy princess treatment from now on ionwantittttt

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

I still laugh a little about how I believed a man when he told me he didn’t have Facebook
And then a week later Facebook suggested us to be friends 🫠

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

I fucking hate dementia

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

I’m in my “ew” era where everything is ew to me

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

I just can’t get with a man who dogs on periods. Tootaloo.

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

@irish4411 Noted

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

What tf am I doing that portrays “I love cuddling strangers” &for the love of god how do I make it stop

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

@irish4411 👀😂

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

Idgaf if we fucked for years - if we stop, you don’t get to jump to the front of the line 🤭😂 tf

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

Nothing like wearing a satanic naked woman at a fancy restaurant

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

@irish4411 It’s a lengthy one oddly enough

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

It’s kinda mind boggling that people demand your time 😂😂😂😂

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

I’m a simple woman really
Play game pigeon with me , fondle my lady parts and let me be a Stoney bologna

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

Are you gay ? Better question, can we be gay?

[Emma Jane @dentmagnet]

If you’re broke just say that