Denton Observer

27 years here and no longer trying to escape the vortex.

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Holy shit. I See Dead People grew up and moved to Denton.

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Apparently this is what hit our neighborhood tonight. We and our house are okay, but our neighbors were not all so lucky.

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Does Hallmark have a card for “I’m sorry my dog peed on your sandaled feet?”

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@wolfnchiclothng @HarvestHouseDTX No, Gertie is banned at 8.

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An actual real thing that happened tonight at @HarvestHouseDTX: “Hey mister, can I motorboat your dog?”

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Okay, @Old97s doing Driver 8.

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This @Old97s cover band is suspiciously spot-on.

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@wolfnchiclothng Barley House in Dallas.

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Pretty cool seeing The Deathray Davies again after all these years.

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@octopossum @wolfnchiclothng “Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s some roasted goat.”

That would be VERY well received in my house.

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@shainasheaff @awwkitten Whut

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Look, I just want it. https://t.co/MUqh4m91Jt

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Happiness is wandering into @HarvestHouseDTX just in time for Bible Belt. @spookyfolk

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@octopossum I went to Catholic school and my dad was a preacher. That’s all anyone needs to know to understand me.

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@octopossum Good idea! Plus, at Murder Kroger, no one would be able to tell the difference.

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What the actual fuck? https://t.co/2uKePgxDUW

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Woman alleges Dallas VA released dad with infected baseball-size sores days before his death https://t.co/89DPqn20zn

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I can't believe "taxidermied goat head" isn't trending. https://t.co/rcvGjtIcEF

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NO IT DOES NOT https://t.co/muigjWENiR

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My emotional support animal is a swarm of angry wasps.

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@shainasheaff @octopossum YES. I love that first line!

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@octopossum I hope this is the first sentence of your novel.