Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver)

What makes me special? WHAT MAKES ME SPECIAL?? 1.) my biceps 2.) my triceps 3.) my chiseled abs 4.) my raging humility

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

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I think we can all agree 2020 definitely is a lil carb slut

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People don’t talk enough about that time I shotgunned and made the last pong cup at the same time. I guess it’s all political. #sad

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

Good Afternoon @Frederick_J_B. Fuck you. #twitterfeud #instigator

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

Listen, listen: either drink @BengelBeer or just admit to the world that you love drinking vodka crans and listening to Ricky Martin #youregaynotme

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

If you left cookies with trans fat out for Santa you’re part of the problem. You know who you are

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

Remember that saying “white Christmas” is racist and adds to the white Christian male agenda. So if you tweet “white Christmas” get ready to be hit with an unfollow. Anyways wishing you all a “multicultural, nondenominational Christmas”. #PCbro

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

The only snow I want is in the form of white powder....whey protein ❄️❄️❄️ #skiszn #hittheslopes

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

Santa likes whey cookies. Krampus likes empty calories. #Xmasfacts

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

Santa misspelled is Satan...which also happens to rhyme with carbs. Coincidence? I think not!

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

Remember this Christmas season, we want what we can’t have. #Carbs #EmbraceYourWeakness #TapOut

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

@DaleMoss dude you’re a simp

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

My “friend” bought a truck because he wants to be just like me haha. Simp

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

https://t.co/Vg51lupBuc

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@Hoobastank

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Hoobastank needs a Christmas album

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

@lizzo whenever you are ready, I’ll be ready

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

@peta was right all along. We need to stop consuming animals for good and start eating fat guys. #sustainableresources #denverforearth

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

Kim Kardashian is my spirit animal

[Blade Hungmeat (formerly Denver) @Denverhatecarbs]

They were also looking at my poo for color inspiration...allegedly #ArmyNavyGame