Mike🇵🇸

Free Palestine and Fuck the Tories

[Dan @Altgthr]

It’s so hot today that if Michael Barrymore invited me round for a pool party I’d go.

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@DRDogg85 @thecasualultra Who are the two heroes having the extra pint that's the question

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@AsherRose04 @kendallrowanx We literally did though?

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@MicroRollupSMB @kendallrowanx Your profile picture is a frog and you want to pretend you're not on the offenders list

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@Nigel_Farage @England You'd want to deport half the England team ya racist tway.

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@JohnCas48762330 @Billie_T Yeah but at least my kid can go to school and not walk out with a bullet wound.
Swings and roundabouts

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@DDotsonlover @kendallrowanx It's a Mexican looking wave.

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@AsherRose04 @kendallrowanx Correct

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@MicroRollupSMB @kendallrowanx Ignore the fact that you have no evidence for that, there's no need to be salty about England doing football better than America😂

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Lauren @laurennUTD]

Don’t host the World Cup if you’re not willing to invite the world to your shores for it.

They’ve got literally no clue what makes the tournament so special have they? The ignorance is sad.

[Garby @Atlantis252]

[Greggs - one sausage roll remaining]

"... And a sausage roll, please"

[Mike Stanley @mikestan87]

The burglar at 3am coming in the patio door to see you sat in your underpants watching South Korea v The Czech Republic:

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@FergiesRightRef

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@cayohon218 @ultras_antifaa It's literally the World Cup. The idea is the World comes to you of youre hosting. If you don't want the World coming over, why host it? 😂

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@DannyBacon1974 @vicderbyshire Weird way of saying youre a nonce, mate.

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@DalePardon @reformexposed @RobKenyonReform I mean the idea would be if a person wants to be a politician and be in charge of shit, they should sound like they know about politics and be someone who sounds like they can actually run stuff?

[Mike🇵🇸 @Deomike113]

@KTHopkins "Great pleasure"

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Big up this legend. He's spitting straight facts.