Deonna ✨

believer. podcast host. wine connoisseur.

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

when they polish the toes before doing the scrub and massage >>>

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

Me rn 💀😂

[Steve @thahumorguy]

I actually laugh at my own jokes cuz I’m my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there fr 😂😂😭😭

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

@_LifeOfNarcy BWR22 worked for me!

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

This is a statement that lives rent free in my head 😂😂

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

I’m just here because I was cute last night ❤️✨

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

Lemme tell you about my God 🙌🏾 I’m tired and was thinking about how I needed to get my scarf from the other room and was dreading it....I reached over to grab my carmex and y’all, my scarf was right there . GLORY.

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

Give yourself permission to do what everyone else says is too big. You can’t stay comfortable and break generational curses at the same time.

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

At this point, I just be booking trips on faith 😂 it’s gone get paid for but idk the hour or the day 🥲

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

Manifesting is just marketing for your mind.

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

Seeing people constantly work on their dream while working their day job makes my heart happy 🥰

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

Getting off on Fridays mean a scheduled nap after I clock out 🙃🙃

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

I watched one of the seasons of Bad girls club and was drained halfway through it but I finished it 🥴 turned on another season and stopped the first episode 😂 how was I able to do it when I was younger

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

My nonexistent waist is becoming existent. Send help.

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

Baby, that’s KeKe Palmer.

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

and this is why when I hear someone from either, I say ew. 💀😂

[Deonna ✨ @deonnarenee_]

My problem is I can’t *not* drink a whole bottle of wine in one sitting. 🙁