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[gazzi @akif4rt]

Soft launching multiple vacation plans at my job so no one is surprised later

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i do not mess around about going home at all, i go home quickly. i love going home.

[bry @sexyylilliar]

I don’t want nb around me eating the purple bag of doritos

[Softboy @softcreateee]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Ik i be confusing my coworkers cause one day I’ll be cool and we’ll talk then I’ll just walk right past them for a month

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Soon as I get to work I be like ok 7 hours and 59 minutes left.

[Kar @karlogan_]

(Black) Horror just wasn’t the same after this dropped lmaooo

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I used to get so mad when Ben 10 didn’t use the aliens I liked

[Genie Bouchard @geniebouchard]

I feel like no one really cared that it was Friday the 13th today and I would like to know why

[Kristen @Kica333]

My favorite thing about going to work is the part where I get to leave.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Don’t forget to leave yalls sinks drippin this weekend

[fresh @fauxfresh]

the fact that in 1 lifetime i’ve burned music onto a CD, clicked and dragged it on an MP3 player and streamed it from a smart phone is crazy lol

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

People don't think grass be wet in the morning, but it dew.

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

THANK YOU 👏🏻

[Charlie Kirks Neck Tie @FUCKBOOG]

Niggas voted for trump thinking he gon fix the economy now he got yall drinking espolon and wearing asics on yall birthday

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

white supremacist: the dumbest shit you’ve ever seen written and shared

elon musk: 🎯

[Alice @AliceFromQueens]

It's amazing how much right-wing discourse is just them failing to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.

[orphie🦇 @vorphie]

people would rather talk to ai than find a psychiatrist because they know a human being will actually tell them when they’re being the asshole