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[M @dephrank]

What if King Arthur’s sword had fingerprint ID?

[Olayinka Post @0xYinka]

"Your papa TV that year when current low"

😂😂😂

[Berneese @theberneese]

The Cape Verde coach deserves his flowers too. He has built an incredible team without a single global football star.👏

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

A man actually gains more hoes when posting his girl 😭

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

This shit has been frying my ass all day😂😂😂

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

So who owns the boxers that has been hanging on the line for 15yrs?

[Humble🏌🏽 @nothumble_x]

Colombia players after receiving a "Good Luck" message from the cartel with their family's picture and address

[Mighty Mohammed @The__Vyrus]

It’s over for Christianity 🤣
The only place poor men fit still find wife

Olosho don dey infiltrate am 🤣

[D @Doziev]

Royal butler on the TL. Dephrank in the DMs.

[Shalewa Ashafa @ShalewaStar]

Sometimes I sit in the parking garage and I talk to watch or I talk to my whip.

[M @dephrank]

@M3tAt3M I’m convinced you were or still are, an ancient soul. That’s fancy for vampire 🏃🏽

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

When you observe that your girlfriend is increasingly becoming disrespectful towards you, what she's most likely doing is to frustrate your life so that you can break up with her.

And then she can blame you for breaking up with her.

End.

[Masculinegazee @masculinegazee]

@guideforlovers People dont always leave relationships for the reasons outsiders expect.

Don't waste your energy comparing yourself to someone's past.

If someone chooses to walk away from you, accept the decision, protect your self respect and keep moving forward.

[Manhood Decoded @ManhoodDecoded]

@guideforlovers Don't compete with her past.

If she walked away, let her.

Your job is to find someone who doesn't need chaos to appreciate peace.

[LS 🍊 @leahsmithh7]

The woman in front of me on the plane has just started a movie 11 mins before landing

[ISHOLÁ @isholabrb]

Game of Thrones really tried to hide this goddess in a nun wardrobe 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

Me changing my CV for every job position.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Stop confronting women about their behavior and just cut them off.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It seems during hydration break African players are given alcohol.🤦🏽‍♂️