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[destiny @destinytresch]

I convinced someone I work with that this is my boyfriend... so now all i have to do is make it true👀 @Louis_Tomlinson

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

got my period on hallows eve oh they definitely would’ve burned my ass in the 1600s

[👽brittny pierre🪩 @sleep2dream]

Austin lost himself in Elvis for four years, and Euphoria dude is eating him up by watching Lilo and stitch

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

who tf raised me to believe that i need a new outfit for every event 😭

[the introverted hater @violentlyepic]

men are annoying asf

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Guy who’s mad at the Barbie movie:

[danielle🌞 @depigott13]

i would just like to say a firm ‘fuck you’ to hbo max for rebranding themselves and screwing all overseas military families from being able to watch anything… “we’re not available in your region yet” but you were available before????? make it make sense?????

[333🎰🍒 @KayBabyKilla]

😭 this one right here !!!

[Noodles & Company @noodlescompany]

behind every hot person there’s a deep history with buttered noodles

[trin @lovelltrin]

men shouldn’t be allowed to have any opinion on barbie accuracy, you don’t understand the barbie lore so stay out of it!

[kemi @kemimarie]

2022 feels like the past 3 years finally wrapped up and idk why but it just feels like a chapter

[🐝🍑🥤 @peachmilfshake]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but a 5 year old only needs 30-90 minutes a day of homeschooling. The reason regular school is 8 hours is because you need to be at work for 8 hours under capitalism.

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Me in the kitchen 5min after I smoked

[Lauren @Laurparkerr]

If Chick Fil A was in charge of the Ticketmaster queue I would’ve had Taylor Swift tickets within MINUTES just saying

[emily @emily_kaelinn]

told my work i was gonna be late an hour ago bc ticketmaster is down they keep asking how long girl idk