Shanelle Teresa

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[Shanelle Teresa @depingacojones]

Cubans don’t say “If it’s not one thing, it’s another,” they say “Si no es Juana, es la hermana.”

[َ @gffyoq]

unfortunately, we hurt our own feelings by thinking we mean more to people than we actually do.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Florida tried to create "Alligator Alcatraz."

The Miccosukee Tribe stood up and sued. As a result, Alligator Alcatraz was officially shut down today.

We need to thank the Miccosukee Nation for their courage and attention to this fight; this victory wouldn't have happened without their commitment to protecting our environment.

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Shanelle Teresa @depingacojones]

I always say this. There’s no situation that’s someone, somewhere has already been through, lived to tell the tale and wrote a book about it!!

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Shanelle Teresa @depingacojones]

I only miss you when the sun goes down…

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Watching the World Cup has me asking questions. Do Europeans get issued 8 weeks of vacation, unlimited airline miles, and a trust fund at birth? Because every match I turn on there are 40,000 fans following their team to a different state or country on a Tuesday afternoon while Americans are hiding in a work bathroom checking scores.

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Has anyone ever looked better on stage than Sade?

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Giannis says never ever let your lawyer, agent, and financial advisor meet

“They should never be boys, cool. Because then they can keep one another accountable”

“Oh, that guy’s doing X, Y, Z wrong, your lawyer can look at your agent’s contract, he put this in so he benefits, not you”

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Mark Cuban says a kid was paralyzed in a car accident and lost his insurance, medication cost $10,000 every 3 months, his pharmacy sells it for $61, the difference kept them from going bankrupt

“The guy’s kid was in a car accident and got paralyzed. His drug, Droxidopa, it was going to cost them $10,000 every 3 months”

“We didn’t carry it. I said let me check, turns out we could, we get it for $61 a month, 98% cheaper”

[Kush @kush_147]

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you're such a horrible person

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Neurotypicals: 'I need to buy milk.' Goes to store, buys milk, goes home.

ADHDer: 'I need to buy milk.' Goes to store, buys $73 worth of snacks, gets home, realizes they forgot milk

[blue @bluewmist]

There's something called "paralysis by analysis" it happens when you spend so much time weighing your options, searching for the "perfect" way or overthinking every detail that you end up doing nothing at all. The fear of making the wrong move replaces the courage to simply start

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Tomorrow is the anniversary of the fall of Roe v Wade. And I just wanna say…. a ROYAL FUCK YOU to all who said we were exaggerating....

[blue @bluewmist]

Our house rule is you don't have to go to sleep if you're reading. So my 8 year old is now reading 6th grade reading level because he likes thinking that he's getting away with staying up after bedtime. Win/win.