DeploymentPrbs ❤️™

married to my handsome dude • my kid is my soul mate • I miss the 90’s & Lisa Frank • former #shopDP hustler

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

“I would rather get stuck in a deep hole with no food or water for five days than watch these people kiss.”

-my kid

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

I may be doing a crafty market in September with my bows and earrings 😅 and idk what to think about it! It’s bringing up old memories ✨🎀

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

@xomagmarie That makes me so happy ❤️
I had my hoodie on this morning!
It is wild how big he is. Idk that really puts it into perspective how long ago the good old days of Twitter were! 🥹

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

@PoniesandSped Thank you so much! We are fantastic- can’t believe how long ago this era was for all of us on here. Haha!

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

@MREllyson I knowwww 😭❤️

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

@xomagmarie Me too 😭❤️❤️

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

I’ll just start tweeting @gethotwire every time OUR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD is without internet. 🙄 we can’t even change companies bc of a contract with our community so they have us stuck.

FIX IT JESUS 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

If you are ever given the opportunity to get @gethotwire internet, AVOID AT ALL COSTS. I have lived everywhere in the US, some places extremely rural, and I have NEVER had so many issues with an internet company!! Our entire (large) neighborhood is constantly without service.

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

PR team is on it

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Down bad.
Fuck it if I can’t have wings.

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

@MREllyson Hayyyy girl ☀️☀️☀️

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

Y’all “Robin” is giving me the super feels as a mom 😭😭😭
Gutted.
#THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

@xomagmarie 😭😭❤️❤️ HI MOM! I’m good! I still have the blanket she made gremlin 🥰

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

@xomagmarie 😭 I love it. Thank you for showing meeee.
I found a tote of lots of shop stuff this past week and totally had a moment. ❤️

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

WHEW. still processing #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT this morning. Gonna take awhile. I wish I had this album back when I needed it 👏🏻

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

Thissss. We don’t do homework until high school & even then, it’ll be limited. 👏🏻

[Matthew R. Kay @MattRKay]

Parenthood has caused my perspective on homework to shift DRAMATICALLY lol

Like, y’all had 8 hours w my kid. Y’all couldn’t fit all the work in there?? I only got 3ish hours between home and bedtime. That’s OUR time. You’ll see them tomorrow 😆

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

I use up about 99.8% of my daily patience quota in the 45 minutes between waking up and getting the kid to school.

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

The amount of food a pack of 8 year old boys can go through in a few hours is INSANE. 😅

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

@Gatorade WTF is going on with your mini bottles. Literally CANNOT get them open. How are kids supposed to do that if a grown adult can’t

[DeploymentPrbs ❤️™ @DeploymentPrbs]

Who tf puts these Gatorade lids on?
Acting like the Hulk is gonna be the one opening them.