𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠.

𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐝. 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠;
⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥, 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘥.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀• ʙɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀• ᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪʟᴇ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀• ʟᴇᴡᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀• ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀• ↺ + ♡?

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

|| just gonna promote @permeatedpecs again lolol

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

|| 🤧
new account lol

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

“happy easter!

i shoved an easter egg up my ass—

why? don’t ask.”

[𝙻𝚎𝚘 𝙾𝚡𝚝𝚘𝚗. @TracingTwink]

⠀⠀
⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❝𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝..
⠀ 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚, 𝙖𝙞𝙣'𝙩 𝙞𝙩, 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚?❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ • ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ!
⠀⠀⠀⠀ • ʙɪ, ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʟᴇᴀɴ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀• ᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪʟᴇ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀• ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ.
⠀⠀⠀⠀• ♡ + ↺

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

@PuddingDevourer right, but he was a little overwhelmed with fear so he didn’t really catch that.

off they went, and poor Frank was LOSING HIS MIND, but he didn’t show it.

his brain screamed ‘WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING’ but he tried to stay calm on the outside.

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

@PuddingDevourer another gulp as that hand was offered to him.

he reached out and grabbed the god’s hand, being careful not to squeeze too hard, but also making sure to get a good grip.

“where are we going, exactly?”

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

@AQUADUDEXX “doesn’t that hurt?”

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

@PuddingDevourer “alright, i’m ready to go, my lord.”

preferably soon, because he’s starting to get cold standing out in the open, completely nude.

his body was perfect..huge pecs, shredded abs, a big dick, and also a nice muscle butt.

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

@PuddingDevourer “right, stupid question.”

he slipped off his thong and slingshotted it away, leaving his entire body exposed.

his dick, even soft, was over 8 inches.

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

@PuddingDevourer he slowly stood up and began lifting his shirt off, followed by his pants. now standing in a thong, he looked up at the God.

“underwear, too?”

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

@PuddingDevourer the end of his life..?

well, at least he’d get to live a little longer!

“yes, yes my lord. i wonder if i get to wear one of those little loincloths..”

he sounded excited about that last part—

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

@PuddingDevourer frank was a certified wimp, so he wouldn’t dare do that unless he was told, of course—

“like..become your servant..?” he asked, having to process what a life like that would look like...

..eh, not that bad.

“like i said, anything to spare my life, sir!”

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

“holyshitholyshitholyshit—“

his breath was HEAVY, and his entire body was shivering. he’s never met a god before, but he didn’t think it would be this terrifying!

“please, my lord— i swear it was an accident! i’ll do anything!”

[♕【𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕭𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖚𝖘】✰ @PuddingDevourer]

......It’s been a while since he last had someone grovel for him.

He’s going to enjoy this while he can.

Beerus lifted a leg, placing a bare foot on the back of the other man’s skull, forcing his face into the ground.

“That’s more like it. Perhaps I’ll spare you after all.”

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

“a—

a gOD?!!?”

he instantly dropped to his knees and bowed, groveling at the divine’s feet.

“i-i’m so sorry! i had no idea!”

[♕【𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕭𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖚𝖘】✰ @PuddingDevourer]

The god grumbled loudly, holding his arms behind his back.

“.....I’ll have you know you just spat on a god.

I’d say that’s quite literally the definition of sacrilege...”

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

“gosh, i’m sorry, man!

it came outta nowhere..”

he didn’t take the threat very seriously.

[♕【𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕭𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖚𝖘】✰ @PuddingDevourer]

Excuse him as he wipes the spit off of his face-

“.....I should turn you to ash where you stand for that.”

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

sneezes—

“god damn allergies!”

[𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎. @dilfcrossing]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀ 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐩𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐮𝐩, 𝐩𝐚𝐡.

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[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

“yeah, got it.”

he held up a thumb and a smile, pulling out his phone to look up some local sub shops. he didn’t wanna go to a chain restaurant for a sandwich.

“lucky for me, i was in the mood for a sandwich!”

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

his face was red—

“i’m so sorry—i really don’t know what came over me.

can i, like, buy you lunch or something to make up for it? i really don’t want any hard feelings.”

[𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙠. @depraveddad]

gulp.

“to make up for it, do you, uhh..

..wanna grab mine?”