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For your 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡; I’ve been messaging a few likely dating candidates. One is a fusion, another is that little friend of Broly’s, and . . why is Chi-chi on here—- 𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗼 . .
spitroast, huh?
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𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲 —- 💢
but 𝙖𝙝 , it’s nice of you to try. vegeta is happy with you so I should be too. even if she is annoying about it. maybe we can uh . . try something some time.
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geez, yer hopeless… 💧
you’re married and still suck at navigatin’ through a relationship? look, i was just offerin’ since obviously me bonin’ yer wife is botherin’ you ‘n’ crap. thought i could jus’ bridge the gap and try somethin’ out with ya both.
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How cute Goku and Chi-Chi are. Is heartwarming . . . It also makes her scroll even more on dating websites. Is she too old to attract a good looking one? . . . 💻
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Duh! The Dragon can do anything! I 𝘂𝘀𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 take it , 𝗯𝙪𝙪𝙪𝙪𝙪𝙩 . . .
I think I’ll enjoy getting to 𝖋uck 𝒚ou stupid with this 𝓶𝙪𝙨𝙠𝙮 g͟r͟e͟a͟s͟y͟ 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠. 🤭
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I . . . Well I didn’t mean to turn you down. I haven’t been with someone in a while so maybe I’m not any good at 𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴. It’s embarrassing—-but im a scientist. I don’t exactly do well with dating.
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i never said you weren’t sexy… you’re jus’ kinda old and bratty… ‘n’ i don’t appreciate bein’ turned down like i got sumthin’ you don’t wanna catch.
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