Alex

am I meta yet

[Alex @deprescito]

@UglyJewishKid the way the kid runs to the fries to get his revenge

[Alex @deprescito]

how do you like your fries? (this is important)

[Alex @deprescito]

that feel when I totally thought Rashida Jones from parks & rec was gonna be the new president of @msnbc

[Alex @deprescito]

big PSA to my American friends

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

This comes as no surprise. It has been Trump’s strategy for months, and nobody should fall for it. It’s why he is demonizing mail-in ballots and sabotaging the postal service. 1/3

[Alex @deprescito]

@WorldofAnshul No way

[Alex @deprescito]

#debatefly deserves a spot on the ballot for its remarkable performance today

[Alex @deprescito]

#VPDebate that fly knows what's up lmao

[Alex @deprescito]

#VPDebate2020 DRINKING GAME RULES!

Take a sip for every:
• Interruption
• Direct insult
• Mention of running mate being super healthy
• Use of word "prosecutor" or "criminal"

Finish your drink if:
• Pence says "Trump has first-hand experience with the virus, Biden doesn't"

[Alex @deprescito]

@arielsonline @beccablee (https://t.co/r8gDv3xZtG) ✨

[Alex @deprescito]

@8bit_bb @bimbalazim @HASLEFTTHECHAT @btaylorbeauty_ I love how we can all agree on this one thing too

[Alex @deprescito]

@fuIlcontrol ok but what is my #4 though 😭

[Alex @deprescito]

@SteamyRew oh 100%

[Alex @deprescito]

@electrolemon this is too good 😂 also where'd you get that calendar? I love it

[Alex @deprescito]

A photo/video of you in January 2020 without imagining what would come

[Alex @deprescito]

@xonado more from the collection: https://t.co/t1WrI7u1oa

[Alex @deprescito]

just found this super cute zoom background, can't wait to use it 🥰

[Alex @deprescito]

@xonado oh I gotchu 😂

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

when I have 100 things to do: I have 14 free minutes I can squeeze in a workout and write 6 emails

when I have nothing to do: I can’t drink water it’s in the other room