Depressed Cat

I'm not living any of my nine lives to a fulfilling level. (Depressed Cat by @lizzlizz)

[Lizz Lunney @Lizzlizz]

My new cat Sweetie starts her Instagram later today! https://t.co/QwCHYDFQqN She’s been taking selfies all day in preparation, go follow her if you like lovely cats 💙

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

Sighing a million sighs right now #sigh

[Lizz Lunney @Lizzlizz]

🌈EXCITING NEWS!🌈 I'm super happy to announce my Build Your Own Theme Park book is coming out from @AndrewsMcMeel this May! Pre-order your copy here: https://t.co/8YDXazdZyW (feel free to RT 💜🎢)

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

@JulieBa30398511 Thank you kindly

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

Everyday is #BlueMonday for me.

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

Sigh

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

Tried to restrain myself when putting up the Christmas tree but as soon as it was there in the living room I couldn’t stop myself. Tore the thing to shreds in less than five minutes.

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

These are the events I do celebrate:
1. being fed by a neighbour for free
2. being let in
3. being let out
4. rodent death

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

As a cat I don‘t celebrate Christmas. It confuses me.

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

Trouble is I keep forgetting where they are and falling over them unexpectedly.

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

I couldn’t afford one of those fancy cat treat advent calendars so I just bought 24 cans of no frills cat food and hid them around my house.

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

My cup is never half empty, it’s completely empty and it has a crack in it.

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

I put all of my eggs in one basket then I lost the basket.

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

I can’t

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

@xAlivuz I’m trying. I need to learn twitter again. I lost all my enthusiasm. Sigh.

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

Sigh

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

@badmachinery Sigh

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

Sigh

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

@Jeunemetro I wrote and deleted so many tweets over the last year or so.

[Depressed Cat @depressed_cat]

I might start tweeting again but to be honest I find twitter quite depressing.