🐙Krista (paradox)

Rockies fan, superhero nerd. I cried like a bitch when the Cubs won the World Series. Smol. 🐈 mom. She/her.

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

@JonRisinger

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

Not me absolutely losing my shit when Mel B and Emma Bunton showed up on The Circle. #whathascoviddonetome

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

Well, it took three years, but Miss Rona done finally breached my immune system. I've been saying this to myself and cackling all day...

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

My sister got laid off today. Tbh I think she's handling things pretty well...

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

For the record, I like it. I just wasn't expecting it. Literally out loud just said, "this candy cane is... Spicy?"

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

I'm a minute into this candy cane I'm eating and it's spicy?! Like, it started out as a nice pineapple flavor and now my MOUTH IS ON FIRE.

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

3* Happy New Year.

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

I'm apparently 2 years late to the party, but goddamn, if The Innocent Files isn't powerful...

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

@redberen This is literally the best Christmas present I've ever gotten.

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

I am literally cackling. Oh my God. Happy Birthday, Jesus.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

Just tried to say "it's cold as a witches tit" and "it's nipply" at the same time and it came out "it's titty" so that's how my Monday is going.

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

Related: fuck you, Unreal Engine.

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

My plan was to start Callisto Protocol, play for an hour or so while I wait for my meds to kick in, and pass TF out. Callisto Protocol ruined any and all chances of getting a nightmare-less sleep BEFORE THE GODDAMN TITLE CARD.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Jean says it’s ok to be disappointed, it’s fine to be mad. Just don’t get so discouraged that you forget to hold a grudge

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

Lolwut

[Robert Murray @ByRobertMurray]

Yasiel Puig has agreed to plead guilty to felony charges after lying to federal agents investigating an illegal gambling operation. It carries a maximum sentence of 5 years in federal prison. https://t.co/d70BwmxgkC

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

Systems* whatever

[🐙Krista (paradox) @depressionham]

So I'm balls deep into The Crown, and have been googling the real shit as I see the fake shit on TV, and this is one of the most Violently British™ system of measurement I've ever seen.

[Casey Newton @CaseyNewton]

According to messages shared in Twitter Slack, Twitter’s CISO, chief privacy office, and chief compliance officer all resigned last night.

An employee says it will be up to engineers to “self-certify compliance with FTC requirements and other laws.”