depressive ghoul

greeting cards for freaks & sickos /// /// twitter sucks, find me on instagram instead (@depressiveghoul)

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@hehmionee ❤️🦇🥔

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the grave i dug for myself is only half as wide as a normal grave, because i'm a side sleeper

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@katyfaise 😘🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

[depressive ghoul @depressiveghoul]

very hot in LA today and i'm out of quicklime so i am using kombucha, and i'll be honest, the smell is not great

[depressive ghoul @depressiveghoul]

cynthia plaster caster and jeffrey dahmer would have had a lot to talk about

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it's time to play everyone's favorite graverobbing midwest nazi-obsessed leather enthusiast game show, INDIANA JONES OR ED GEIN?

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i got really excited that they put extra bacon in my breakfast burrito but it turned out to be one of my scabs

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no blood on these clothes but if luminol can pick up hemmorhoid cream i'm going to be very embarrassed

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i took a few calligraphy classes, so i have the prettiest "do not resuscitate" order in this convalescent home

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oh, so we can put a man on the moon but we can't invent a gluten-free antipsychotic

[depressive ghoul @depressiveghoul]

new ED GEIN & EDMUND KEMPER mother's day cards available, if you love (or really hate) your mom https://t.co/yZfU4AmAe2