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@Screwfix is your paypal integration working? I've been completely unable to make a purchase from your site for days now. Worked flawlessly previously multiple times.

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@SlackHQ Your linux desktop client is SO SLOW. Maybe it's because it's a website pretending to be a native application? I pay for this and it's slower than 30 year old tech.

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@Workable Looks like you're having some perf issues right now - website is really sluggish!

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@Metro_Bank @MetroBank_Help I've cancelled it already. But you should stop sending those in clearly marked envelopes, it's a huge security risk.

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@Metro_Bank You should not be sending out 2fa tokens in envelopes marked "Metro Bank". Just had mine stolen by a thief at the post office.

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@Workable love the tool, use it a lot. could we have named interview steps per-role instead of globally?

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@pagerduty Why do alerts take up to a minute to come through via email or push? Your core product is alerts and they're too slow.

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@fionastaples Hi Fiona. Any idea where I can buy a #8 cover print for my Fiancée's birthday?

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@pivotal Just wanted to say I've been a customer for a couple years and I appreciate the fact that the tracker is so stable. Reliability.

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@RevolutApp The first I hear of a negative balance on my acct is a threat of collections agency?! WTF

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@seetickets Your payment SSL cert is broken. Disgraceful behaviour for such a large volume of transactions.

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@betfair please don't crash at 3pm :D

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@TDDirect_UK Can't login. Twice last night also this morning. Changed browsers, changed computers. Same deal.

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@TDDirect_UK your website login is broken. please fix it.

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@RevolutApp Will you guys turn into a real bank one day? I'd be a customer for sure.

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@springframework Looks like the site serving your schemas is down. Cloudflare reporting http 522 timeouts when trying.

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@RevolutApp Just wanted to say how great your product is. Back from 14 days USA and only issue over whole time was buying MTA tickets in NYC

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@HJBenjamin Did you once voice act a seagul in ren and stimpy? like 1 line. s01e06

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@BetfairCS Morning! API call listCurrentOrders is suffering badly now, since 9.30 this morning. 20x slower than usual!!

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@BetfairHelpdesk OK. Just fyi - api is un usable right now. Over 75% of requests failing for me.