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Hey @AmericanAir AA757 has been on the tarmac for over an hour. You gave us a new gate, then forgot to send your operations people to the new gate. You guys going to take care of this or keep us waiting another hour?

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@LisaBloom Didn't you also try and smear Bernie Sanders and Harvey Weinstein's victims?

Remind me, what happened when your husband was accused of sexual harassment in the 90s? I can't seem to remember what your role was... oh wait...

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@NoMansSky Do this one next!

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@NoMansSky Is that Corvette carrying the Switch 2 release?

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@NoMansSky You can't duck Switch 2 players forever Sean, where's Voyagers? You going to wait another month and tell us it isn't happening?

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@NoMansSky No updates or comments on the supposed "full feature" release for Switch 2? If it's Nintendo's fault, that's fine, but disclose the issue before selling the product and / or keep in touch with the players on when they can expect Voyagers.

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@NoMansSky Did I get scammed buying this for Switch 2? You guys put out no updates on the Switch 2 release, the community is just vaguely blaming the delay on Nintendo.

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@NoMansSky Why are you saying all platforms if you haven't even released Voyagers on Switch 2? I bought my kid NMS to cross-play with his brother, I wouldn't have done so had the Switch 2 version not been listed on the Voyager patch notes. A little communication from the Devs would be nice.

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@DARTAlerts You're running a bus to Royal Lane station, but you're not sending trains to pick anyone up. Are you planning on transporting anyone back to Farmer's Branch and Carrolton today?

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@wfaaweather Your forecasts suck Pete, no one got the Derecho you hyped up!

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@NWSFortWorth You guys are terrible at forecasting

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@wfaaweather Literally nothing happening in Dallas. Pete Dulkus is overhyping for the views again.

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@635east You guys still haven't answered a question that gets posted all the time here, will the project go into 2026? It doesn't look anywhere near being done by 2025.

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@MagEGordon @Hou_Landing Maggie, you should really look into the PITS system HPL uses for managers to review incident reports. A little bird told me you'd probably find uncensored narratives of incidents, including harassment of HPL employees and threats of violence from patrons, which HPL ignores.

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@DARTAlerts hey DART, I took the Green line out of downtown around 3:40. You randomly stopped the train at Bachman station around 4, take it out service, then turn it into an orange line train, and make us wait 25 minutes for another train (still not here). What's the deal?

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@DARTAlerts @dartmedia DART stops a Green line train this morning because a couple of smoking crack, kicks us all off at Bachman to let them finish next to us, and then sends a train 20 minutes later to let us all continue on. What do I do if I don't want any crack tho?

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Lol, DART takes a Green line train out of service for a couple smoking crack, drops everyone at Bachmann station to wait 20 minutes while they finish their crack (despite multiple riders reporting it), then sends another Green line train to pick them up and continue to downtown.

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@SouthwestAir do you guys even land an on time flight anymore? I've taken five and every single one has been delayed. Just curious how you go from most to least reliable carrier in such a short timespan.

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@SouthwestAir our flight from Dallas landed an hour ago and you still can't get the luggage unloaded? Exactly when do you plan on returning to being a functional airline?

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@Lancegooden I think you're confused, no one at the CDC told you to breathe through your mouth.