donili

[♠️ @ayzorla]

a nigerian could be getting interviewed cause they saved Earth from Exploding & the first question they’d be asked is which country has the best Jollof rice

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

We have Love Island. We have Survivor. We have The Bachelor.

Now please make a show where you put a billionaire CEO in a regular apartment, give them their lowest-paid employee’s paycheck, and tell them it has to last 30 days.

I’d watch every episode.

[Anny @AnitaDickson30]

Look at the state of Healthcare in the country.
You have not called for the resignation of the minister of health and the various health commissioners. It's student nurses that are your problem, Misplaced priorities.

[Sir Chief Honorable Odionwere Lawrence @EkunweL]

This is how they produce a large generation of subservient citizens.
Nigerian institutions, both private and government are built to destroy any atom of confidence in the minds of young Nigerians.

[I @dfwife_]

it’s so hypocritical
mind you they’ll never apply this faux professionalism and “ethics” in other areas of life o
fraud is rampant
nepotism
everything everything
but it’s a student who joined a funny trend you have time for
off the road jor

[ogechi🌸💖 @og3chii_]

mind you, medical students abroad make the exact same posts all the time but they are not expelled from school
it is us here in nigeria, the beacon of morality and professionalism, who cannot joke on tiktok

[donili @DeraDu_01]

Year 25: the start of going to weddings
me and my bf are th Kenya back ppl at this wedding 😭
Very fun btw and everyone is having a tim

[Young Prince 👑🎤 @YoungPrince_]

Senegalese people know what they doing in that kitchen !!! Some of the best African food I’ve had in my life.

[kayla @brunettemocha]

Do you guys consider the men participating in the gang bang ‘whores’ and ‘dirty sluts’ as well, or does that only apply to the woman? Any clarification helps, thanks!

[donili @DeraDu_01]

and he is a murderer ppl in PH know!

[Jola @Jollz]

He is just a man. A greedy, wicked man with impunity, like most of his colleagues.

And he is aware we are sitting ducks. Is it the judges he built homes for that will prosecute even if the people take him to court?

[¹⁰ọmọ oṣupa⁷ 🔻 @wahalaondirocks]

But when it’s the talk about the issues happening in the country, they’ll keep quiet. Most of them don’t even care to know what’s going on in the country

[Down South GA Girl 🍑 @peachnamedgizmo]

Yall coddle yalls kids entirely too much. In what world does Legally Blonde have scenes that are too risqué for a child to see. There’s no sex, no nudity & like 2 curse words

[Chris👾☄️ @ctbright02]

Apparently the kids are now asking each other what iPhone came out the year they were born

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @P0liticalbaby]

Can we stop asking Nigerian celebrities about Jollof Rice. Thank you

[Michael @leanis1aw]

I’ve realized I’m happiest when my days are full

work, gym, tennis, dinner with friends, whatever

too much free time sounds great until you actually have it

[donili @DeraDu_01]

I just need the coffee to start tasting like cafe coffee, it’s ovaa

[her name is cyn 🌷 @cynfinite]

I’m starting to make better food and coffee at home than what I’m paying for outside.

[Seyicella-zoster🫧 @a21yearold]

Laughter,Tears & Goosebumps is one heck of an album. Insane replay value.

[jay @tensorfied_]

having any type of political discussion with peers ur age and realizing ur the smartest person on the table. but instead of satisfaction all u feel is dread and sheer disappointment cause when did humans become this fucking stupid