Dera☽

||A witch lives here and there’s magic afoot|| Lily Rose & Cash’s mom||💕@jbkimbro

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

This is someone’s last weekend with all 10 fingers

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

Can someone open up a Rue21 but for us 30 year olds

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

I wonder if the neighbors hear me when I sing “pOoP zOomiEs” to my dogs everyday

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

Did you memorize the monologue in Thriller as a child or are you normal

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

God knew I would be too powerful if I could do the Slave 4 U choreography

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

What do frogs do during tornadoes?? :(

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

That was my emotional support daylight

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

This is prime “blast The Chain by Fleetwood Mac with the windows down” weather

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

RIP Sons of Anarchy you would’ve loved Chris Stapleton

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

Pump cover… you mean literally… a shirt…

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

These things walked so Stanley could run

[Helix Creative @helixcreative]

So happy to design and print the jersey! Thanks @BrockRydecki_AD and @RacersHoops for allowing us to be part of this amazing celebration!

[Justin B. Kimbro @jbkimbro]

Sometimes, miracles do happen.

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

Something about singing Family Tradition with THE Hank Williams Jr live was a religious experience

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

I realized I had anxiety for the first time when I was like 7 and it took me a good two hours to hype myself up enough to call Froggy radio station to request a song

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

It’s not a Waffle House it’s a waffle home

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

What do you guys call Mayflies and why is it not Mayflies? I’ll go first: Hoomigoomers

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

There’s just something that says ultimate dog mom like teaching your dog the cha cha slide

[Dera☽ @derahale17]

Could y’all imagine if Rue 21 still existed and the chokehold it would still have on us all