Deranga Chamali

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[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

@againstmafia420 @stats_feed lol, and then they wonder why not a single country in the entire bloody subcontinent can't stand their self proclaimed superior asses. Sad pieces of shit.

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

Guess sometimes when queens fight with whores, whores win. Especially in Sri Lanka.

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

Oh there u are.. I was worried when the timeline wasn't covered with a shitload of ur garbage memes.
Guess we started the day late.

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

Well gazettes can get reversed, why not crowns 😂😂 Good job Caroline Jurie, love u more.

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

I probably need to be trained on social behavior. 😂 Just told my boss he's ugly and old. Infact he's like the 3rd boss I told that to. Surprisingly, none of them were upset. I'm thinking they were all probably cool, or..were trying to flirt, not sure which. Lol

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

Stupid bugger misspelling my name as Derange everytime. Not that i didn't notice, but meh!

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

Froggy leapt away. Didn't evn get to kiss. Sad thing.

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

Happy.

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

In a world where there are so many 'xyz' management workshops, I'd say it's a sad thing that there is none for bullshit management. You knw one that tells us which BS get priority.. how to deal one BS at a time.. kinda thing.

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

So, its that day of the year again 🐣

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

So I just got to know about this thing called Queen Bee Syndrome, which is quite interesting. If u r a female and u kp wondering y a certain bitch behaves like the bitch she is, towards u, for no apparent reason, I suggest u read up on this n learn how to deal with the situation.

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

I don't know it yet, but there's something i really like about Blake Lively. To a level that it feels wiered. 🙄

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

@dennislivera If u r exceeding it its not a quota ne... So fake 😋 hehe

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

Woo hoo! Just made my own very first batch of sri lankan oil cakes n it came out cool.. Ain't that an achievement. 😂

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

@dennislivera Dosi types, especially aluwa are the hardest cz a receipe can't tell u when to take it off the stove, n u r late 2 minutes, baam.. u are eating 'gal dosi' hehe. All the good bebas I knw hv a per week quota for drinking.. that way its more fun 😋

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

@dennislivera Kewum matz. I see u post way too many liquor bottles since recently.. Must hv got the brain damaged by now.. 😜

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

@dennislivera Hey, Happy birthday Denisovich 😋

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

Times I wish there were middle finger smiley on Facebook ☞ Anti-abortion movement raising donations! It's her effing choice you halfwits.

[Deranga Chamali @derangads]

So i guess it's gonna be a void vote this time.