COACH, WHY ARE YOU STARING AT OUR BUTTS? YOU HAVE TO SNIFF OUR ASSHOLES TO SEE IF WE'RE PRACTICING PROPER HYGIENE? PHEW! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME KIND OF ASS-SNIFFING LESBO PERVERT! WANNA SMELL OUR FARTS TOO? Y'KNOW, TO UH...SEE IF OUR DIETS ARE HEALTHY? OK, LET 'ER RIP GIRLS!!!!!