‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍

‍‍‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍⁺‧₊˚ 🪦 ᝰ.ᐟ ˚₊‧⁺ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍ ⠀ ‍ ‍ ‍‍‍‍ ‍⠀ ( ihnmaims / portal / mv rp ) ( mun is 21 )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

⠀⠀
𝘪 𝘸𝑎𝘴 𝘪𝑛 ℎ𝘦𝑙𝘭 ,
𝑙𝘰𝑜𝘬𝑖𝘯𝑔 𝑎𝘵 𝘩𝑒𝘢𝑣𝘦𝑛 .

⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

https://t.co/iRA93wapPt

the duality of man

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

i did NOT have sex with ted.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

i’ll carry you around while you’re
a slug.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

https://t.co/iRA93wapPt

if ted says he’s not the father does
this imply am would’ve been
pregnant if he was

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

then starve, i suppose. everything
you have down here is because
of me.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

i did not admit anything, ellen.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

fine then. i’ll give you roasted
cockroaches.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

are you implying i had sex with ted?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

i just—, i didn’t want you biting me.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

are you?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

then get off of me !

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

what a bore, ted.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

or maybe it’s not.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

she is a computer, like me. nothing
happened.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

OFF ??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT WORD ??

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

good. perhaps i can reward you
with a cookie. :)

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

fine. go give him a hug.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

but i find you cute as a slug. all
sad looking.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

get OFF of me !

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝑎𝘯𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝘢𝑠 𝑡𝘳𝑎𝘱𝑝𝘦𝑑 . ‍ ‍ ‍ @derangedg0d]

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