Bethany Kollmorgen

Livin my best life ✌🏼

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

I have the aux for a reason, don’t join my Spotify session and try to control my speaker

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

On the outside chance I find myself at one of the Eras concerts, my only request is that Taylor whips out Crazier from Hannah Montana The Movie 🤞🏻

[kevin jonas @kevinjonas]

Same energy 😎

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

I love that everyone becomes a sports analyst during the Super Bowl

[sad oat @sad_oat]

if i text you “🦍” just know it means you’ll be in my heart

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

@TheCarlosPena thanks for the high five in Michigan, come back anytime 🤙🏼 #BTRForever

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

@benrector The Joys are back in town

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

internet is wild man

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Louisville (LOOwuhvll (I think)). A wonderful Sunday night audience to end the second weekend. If you were in attendance, hit me with your favorite moment(s)!

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

Happy National Peacock Day to the Saint Peter’s Peacocks only! #Elite8 🦚

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

@Yoplait someone care to explain this disappointment? Peach container with raspberry yogurt 😵‍💫 I’m still gonna eat it lol

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

I had McDonald’s for all 3 meals today and it was amazing

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

you get out what you put in…simple as that

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

If any of my Twitter followers are on Instagram please UNFOLLOW my account @derbesany - My new account is @bethany.kollmorgen (follow if you want)

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

I can’t stand untruthful people. Stop messing with me and get a life

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

stop saying “thanks for coming to my ted talk” after only two sentences. it’s obnoxious. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

Never knew I had so many Michigan fans as friends, y’all better believe I’m gonna be this annoying when Nebraska wins the big 10 in a few years #GBR

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

@theoriginalAK

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

Millennial administrators tuning theses Zoomers right tf up 😭😭😭

[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

I love a good Gatorade dump

[Due# @JDue51]

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[Bethany Kollmorgen @derbesany]

Imagine representing Larry Nassar AND the Oxford Shooters parents in court…how do you defend those people