Adam Derbyshire

… Only cretinous twats eat steaks wrapped in gold …

[Adam Derbyshire @derbs7_ad]

@liamgallagher @flowersdelmal Bobble helped you … 😆

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@BollocksWeather Could get 12 out of that with a steady hand and a pair of scissors …

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@FrTedQOTD 😆😆😆😆

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@AlternativeMUFC Has he thought about practising with a ball instead?

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@talkSPORT Doubtful. I don’t even think he can spell PGMOL …

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@rickygervais It could make you Trump. But hopefully not …

[Lee Sharpe @Sharpeyofficial]

30 years deserves a retweet 🔥

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@dipsMUFC Perhaps. But at least an improvement on De Gea every man of the match a few years back .. 😆

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@bandomRPF Let’s all make believe that it isn’t Let’s All Make Believe ….

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@InternetH0F …

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@liamgfansclub @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Tapers ….

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@SP1nightonly @Markgatiss @ReeceShearsmith @dysonjeremy ‘Oi Three Bluebirds!’

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@nocontextfm1 @Jimllpaintit has really polished up on his modern realism ….

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@SP1nightonly Gotta be a new live show for League of Gents.

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@guardian_sport …@JamieJackson___

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@andygoldstein05 Hopefully the Wenger ‘any part of your body you can score with and you’re onside’ rule comes in soon … @marca said recently it’s getting trialled next year ….

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@andygoldstein05 Never even replayed on Sky during match. Absolute joke.

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@TenHagBall_ Missed it because he’s got his fucking eyes closed before heading it …

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@fasc1nate Shouldn’t have taken this man on then … 🦈 🥊

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@jemmaforte @ByDonkeys Maybe tag @david_conn too Jemma as you’ve basically just lifted his article from the Guardian without crediting …