Darby L Thomas

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@Everyday_ET @EricLDaugh @AnnieB24897188 🙄

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@SpeakerJohnson Make sure after you swallow his jizz you wake him back up. He doesn’t wait for sex to fall asleep.

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@EricLDaugh Sleep is probably not the best term from him. 🙄

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@JoJoFromJerz @ArtemisBSG @atrupar Where’s all the MAGAs whining about “sleepy Joe?”

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@f_fh2467 @DavidProwess_ @WhiteHouse @VP Trump claims we’re more respected than ever. No. We’re a laughingstock.
If we the black man did this MAGAs would have screamed he should be deported.
Wait. They did anyway. There fucking racist.

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@USNSeabeesKC @WhiteHouse @VP

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@JBeck9932 @YallNuckingFuts @WhiteHouse @VP

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@cjrj49 @WhiteHouse @wisemom113 @VP @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @POTUS @marcorubio @SecRubio @FBIDirectorKash You must have wept when they were killed at the mosque.
Try reading the Constitution. You clearly have never done so.

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@Alaska0420 @WhiteHouse @VP Why don’t you get Mississippi on the line and talk about Brett Favre?
Oh, that’s right. It’s republican and so is he.

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@joemccuiston17 @WhiteHouse @VP

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@WhiteHouse @VP https://t.co/81Pb1hdeVO

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@EHarswa @TLangley99 @WhiteHouse @VP What color is the sky in your world? 🙄

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@EricLDaugh More respected around the world than we’ve ever been?
The world doesn’t look at this and think powerful.
They look and see a fucking embarrassment and laugh at him not with him. 🙄

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@DJMRomano @EricLDaugh Of course they are. He’s an embarrassment.
Keep telling yourself we’re more respected in the world than ever. 🙄

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@RonFilipkowski @BabeTruth2 Yes. The pesky Constitution is so damn annoying.
Perhaps the piece of shit should focus on the war he dragged us into. 👻👻👻

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@engrICO2015 @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Fine. That’s fair.

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@acnewsitics @WhiteHouse The next time he uses the word “beautiful” it’s gonna be a Scanners moment.
His next birthday gift the family really needs to go all-in and buy him a Thesaurus

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@CallsignWinkus @engrICO2015 🤪🙋🏻‍♂️