Dereck Brown

Cats, music, movies, taco bell, breathtaking sunsets.

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

In memory of our fallen..... Lets get drunk! Lets get drunk! #memorialdayweekend2020 #MemorialDay #pouroneoutforthehomies

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

I'm pretty sure coronasvirus can't spread through a half a second hand touch. So the new greeting for every situation should be high fives from now on.
"You got the job!" 'HIGH FIVE'.
"I'm sorry about your grandma."
'HIGH FIVE'. #wednesdaymorning

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

Remember when it was disrespectful to not shake somebody's hand. #wednesdaymorning

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

Is eating a burrito so fast you run out of breath considered cardio? #Diet #Cardio

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

Great. Now I've picked up jogging. Can this quarantine get any worse. #running #ruining #tofatforcardio

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

Watching a show and somebody asked "what are your food fantasies". And it made me realize mine is eating pizza on the toilet. #fantasy #fantasies #pizza

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

As the days go by I feel more and more that we actually might be in a simulation. #tuesdayvibes activate simulation #COVID19. Deactivate hug protocol.

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

Have you guys heard about this coronavirus thing? #coronavirus #wednesday #COVIDー19

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

To my tens of followers. There's a show on @netflix called #blackAF and it's super hilarious. Like the beastie boys say: Che ch che ch che ch check it out. @AngelaKinsey @iamrashidajones

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

The new way to get out of a ticket is to not be a hot lady. Just start coughing when the officer comes up to your window. #covidhacks

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

@marknorm When this is all over I'm going to do the exact same thing were doing now. #lifeisolation

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

@marknorm Man this quarantine is getting to you, who the hell goes through the comments on porn?

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

@rejectedjokes Do you agree that John ralphio is one of the best characters ever?!

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

Dear god @jennafischer just watch the Lord of the ring trilogy. Its one of the best trilogies.

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

I'm reacting to being #Quarantine just like it's winter. I drink, I eat, and I don't leave the house. It's terrible. #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

The man with the six foot dick. #PandemicSexTapeTitles

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

@TheeTrevor_Lee You can watch them stay 6 feet away from a win. #bengalssucktoo

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

@marknorm If that's the case, everytime I see a strange girl I already know im going to disappoint her.

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

I just realized what my favorite candy as an adult is..... Ibuprofen. #Ibuprofen #adult #WednesdayWisdom #WednesdayThoughts #wednesdaymorning

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

@TheBeilski Thanks man. Even virtually I appreciate it!!

[Dereck Brown @dereckbrown83]

I'm a hug addict. I need a fix and nobody is holding. #hugs #hugme #SocialDistancing #TuesdayThoughts