Derek Alford

UDel alum / 716 / #GoBills

[Derek Alford @derek_a3]

"What's sponge candy"
"Never heard of chiavettas"
"Where's buffalo?
"Buffalo's a huge city right"
"Buffalo, like the one in new york"

[Derek Alford @derek_a3]

Messi is unbelievable......🐐

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Knicks on no sleep hit morning shows:

Strahan "You had things building up inside you (pause) let it go (pause)

OG on tip in: "I couldn't dunk it so I just tried to…touch it (pause)

Josh "I like to eat good (pause) wow

Mikal "I just want to bring my dog on the float
––
Savannah "Have any of you slept?

KAT "No

Mikal "OG hasn't

OG "Why me. Why me. Why me

Crowd "OG OG OG OG OG"

Savannah "You're so nonchalant"

OG "They say that

Josh (eats sandwich) (pause)

Jenna "This isn't your 1st championship together

(Josh tries to talk)

Jalen "No no no no…Me & Mikal have 1 more than Josh

Jenna "Who's gonna be MVP of the parade?

Jalen "Jose. Jeremy. Tyler. Maybe Mitch"

[SG💍🏆 @SG212MSG]

I’m DYINGGGGG 😭😭 Just watch OG’s face. Dude is on another PLANET rn 😂

[🇵🇹 @Asensii20]

Helicopters might be the scariest thing ever

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

DeAaron Fox

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

So far this World Cup has been a great reminder that we make too many assumptions about one another, and that the vast majority of humanity is awesome.

It's been pretty damn refreshing, honestly.

[TatumsWrld @wrldoftatum]

@FreddyLA7 Dude’s having a better experience in the US in 1 month than 80% of Americans will in their entire lives

[B LOU @BLouu]

Nah it was just Paraguy 😂😂

[Derek Alford @derek_a3]

Balogun!!!

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[Derek Alford @derek_a3]

@GTYARDIE

[Juja_finnest💥 @JUJA_KOT]

Since it’s men’s mental health awareness month, fellow men how are you guys doing mentally? this is a safe space

[aylin ☽ @weepingcaesar]

once you turn 20 you have to fight everyday for the rest of your life to not lose your personality & spirit...bc what once came naturally to you will be exhausted into nothing if you don't actively Try. it's terrifyingly easy to become a lethargic, soulless adult

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Wemby did Navy seal training just to get what Jalen Brunson got from parental abuse

[Robert @JRAMNOTTHAGOAT]

Towns wins FMVP and he’s gonna get on the mic at the parade and tell Jimmy butler to suck his dick lmao

[ؘ @yoitsguin]

NBA finals fun as hell when the games don’t feature teams you fucking hate

[Derek Alford @derek_a3]

PSG!!!

[NAS @_anwenn_]

@cee_suella there’s such a lack of community nowadays why does everyone hate each other

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Shabang but the beat is Hickory Dickory Dock