Derek Goderis

SpartanStrong

[cel²⁸ 🐝 @piastrihearts]

5 minute showers and paper straws guys!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv

[Speculator @TheSpeculator0]

POV you landed in any major european airport 10 years ago

[Joe Perticone @JoePerticone]

Mike Lee when Biden proposed a gas tax holiday in 2022.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You’re right — I realize now hydraulic scissor lifts are only safe in winds up to 35 mph — not 50 mph as I previously stated

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Just pressure washed this driveway

Customer paid me $600

Then he shook my hand and said, “son, I’m impressed by your work ethic. You have a lot of potential. How’d you like to be the VP of Engineering at Microsoft? The pay is $700k per year. If you can pressure wash, you can definitely manage a team of hundreds of engineers.”

I accepted.

It really is that easy to become rich.

But young people just don’t want to put in the work.

Oh, and the man’s name?

Bill Gate.

[Arseny GritsJesus @GritsJesus]

Let’s be clear about one thing, not a single one of us thinks MetLife Stadium is a good or normal stadium for any reason. We’re just explaining that you can’t walk there.

[Yerrr 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

NASA could spend 1.5 trillion dollars on rockets going up into space and down again for a year and I'd consider that a more meaningful and worthwhile investment than whatever we're doing in the Middle East.

[jess 🩵 @sedicilfc]

Been here for long enough to know the Miami upgrades will set us back massively

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

A border wall = $6-8M per mile
Total miles needed = ~1,000
Total cost = $6-8 billion

They asked for $45 billion.

Where did the other $37 billion go? You deserve an answer.

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

This doesn’t make me scared that Iran is going to bomb me it makes me scared the US is going to bomb me and blame it on Iran

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@jamestalarico: I've had a lot of interviews with national media. No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. No one's asked me about the cost of prescription drugs. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes.

The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. Undocumented people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.

Trans people aren't taking away our healthcare. Undocumented people aren't defunding our schools. It's the billionaires and their puppet politicians

[Josh Berman @NextNetworkJosh]

They are gonna call me Laremy Tunsil after they see what I do to my draft stock

[Angelvergessen @Angelvergessen1]

Die Ferrari Mechaniker die aus Versehen den Heckflügel falsch rum auf das Auto gesteckt haben und jetzt dabei zusehen wie die Karre 12 Sekunden schneller geworden ist.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Some of us never forgot.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.

His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.

Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

I didn’t realize we don’t pursue pedophiles if the stock market is doing well. Thank you, Pam Bondi, for that clarification.

[Angel Ureña @angelurena]

You are asking these questions in public. Why won’t you let them be answered in public?

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

feels like a mid november iowa @ nebraska game