Derek Johns

Father/Actor/Comedian/Writer/Film Enthusiast/Musician...and other important things.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Want to date a vampire? There's an app for that. Sink your teeth into the trailer for Only Fangs, a horror-comedy releasing in 2025: https://t.co/ZdC3n7pSYe

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How Sharks Fans right now see Pavs trying to stop/save Hertl.

#NHLPlayoffs #DallasStars #VegasKnights #SJSharks

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@WeirdBongs I'm gonna find a rat and just follow it around. Taking in whatever I learn on the journey.

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@Lisa_Jakub I FINALLY finished your book "You Look Like That Girl...", and I posted an Amazon Review. Spoiler Alert: I thoroughly enjoyed it.

With that said, when writing the review the page was having some errors. So - I may have posted it once or 15 times. We'll find out. ⭐x5

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@McConaughey @AustinFC @AustinAnthem @LaMurgaATX @AustinBoldFC @MLS @CharleyCrockett @brad_stuver I'll be watching. Let's get this W. #beatLA

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@KevyD209 @SaraPalpatine

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@JonROTTKOA @hailey_salvian I've tried to like it.

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@SaraPalpatine @supermoongirl9 No worries. My response was part of the 90%. No offense taken. Lol

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@SaraPalpatine @supermoongirl9 Whoa, I'm a Virgo. I rarely stop talking and 90% of what I say is a joke.

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@JonROTTKOA @hailey_salvian Easy choice for me too. I'd say goodbye to sushi. I can't even eat donuts, but I'd still rather them be around then sushi.

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The most toxic Fandom, but I can't help but love the franchise. #starwars

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Man, @CanadiensMTL really woke up February 17th and said "No more." #NHL

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Modesto gettin' involved.

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Fun episode!

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@euphoriaHBO High's theater department will be the reason school arts budgets get cut. Lol.

How many school fund raisers paid for those sets?

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Finished @HBO's The Newsroom for the 2nd time. Just a phenomenal show. It's too good to be that short. The cast is fantastic, & their chemistry is magnificent. Bravo, again.
@Jeff_Daniels
@EMortimer
@samwaterson
@JohnGallagherJr
@msalisonpill
@ThomasSadoski
@oliviamunn
@Dev_Patel

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Congratulations to Finland!

[IIHF @IIHFHockey]

HISTORY MADE! For the first time ever, @leijonat has won a gold medal in #Olympic #icehockey! Congrats!🇫🇮🥇

#Beijing2022 #Olympics #Finland #Suomi #gold #goldmedal #winterolympics #Beijing #hockey #jääkiekko @OlympicTeamFI

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@JonROTTKOA The decision of buying a more "adult" seeming set will haunt me.

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Just bought a new comforter set and new sheets.