Derek Ray

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

Mornings like this make me wish bow season would hurry up and get here

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

How country is it to describe the size of the town you're in by the number of Walmarts it has?

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

Just got passed by a lady on the interstate going 90 mph while playing Candy Crush on an iPad #lookout

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

Feels weird to be spending my last night in Arkadelphia #byeDelph

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

Am I the only person left without an Instagram?

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

There are two kinds of countries in the world, those who use the metric system, and those with a flag on the moon. Happy birthday #USA

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

You're my boy Blue!
#JurasicWorld

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

Tired of Tebowing? Try LeBroning, begin by shoving a defender, then turn to the referee and whine about not getting the call #NBAFinals2015

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

Razorbacks win 3-2 #Omahogs #WPS

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

Nothing will make you hate the entire rest of the human race as much as driving in rush hour traffic

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

Happy Mother's Day to this lady. I wouldn't be where I am today without her

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

Just finished my last test at #HSU it's been a fun 4 years

[Jesse Klein @jesse_klein_33]

My girl @lauren__ray is #statechampionmaterial #familytradition ☺️🏀🏆

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

To the lady at Walmart: You and I both know you're not going to be snowed in long enough to drink 4 gallons of milk

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

That message telling everyone to come to class tomorrow may have been a little early #DoYouWantToBuildASnowman

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

“@mlovely_8: Can't wait for Texas Mardi Gras this weekend.” Nobody likes Texas

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

The #GRAMMYs need more #leftshark

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

@AliWhisenhunt What's happening? Is this art? #GRAMMYs

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

The sudden death touchdown rule in overtime is one of the dumbest rules in the #NFL and needs to be fixed.

[Derek Ray @derek_ray_]

Nick Saban should have fired Lane Kiffin at halftime. Why pass the whole game when Ohio never even slowed your running game? #SugarBowl2015