Derek Adler

Chicks dig glory; scars last forever. Lincoln Riley has AIDS.

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@briandpowell #rainlikethedickens

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@NancyMace Do you represent the Great Falls/Winnsboro area by chance?

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@kirawontmiss the proper thing to do is go to the bathroom early in the flight, size up your opponent from all angles, then when you return, make your decision.

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@briandpowell https://t.co/VGn52U2eeV

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@RDUAirport @nbcsnl Hahahaha. Give this Coms Director a raise!!!

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This redundancy probably cost tax payers 90 bucks.

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@briandpowell It’s the remnants of Twitter looking for a different alien leader.

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@briandpowell #allrightsreserved

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@briandpowell I’m humbled and honored that you would recognize my 6th consecutive Super Lawyers selection this way. Truly.

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@deadsbirth And potatoes

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@CharlotteFC 3.5 hour delay to start of game and no refunds. That’s a Tepper-run organization if you ask me.

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@briandpowell

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@CLTWater Should this be happening in 28210? Never seen this before. Tap water on right, filtered on left. Is it safe to drink? #flint? #charlottewater

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@briandpowell You should consider financially supporting @JeffJacksonNC . I seriously doubt he’d do that.

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@briandpowell Tweet that shit!

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Woke up this morning to learn that America’s favorite past time is actually coming back in 2022. #notbaseball #itswar @MLB @BlackWaterSec

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@LincolnRiley https://t.co/y8lmoEkuLt

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Either Lincoln Riley has been cooking this up for many months or he spends less time contemplating uprooting his family and burning relationships than I do deciding whether to start Jared Cook or Jack Doyle. #boomersooner But seriously, who should I start?

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@sonicdrivein Please let us tip on credit card transactions. Your employees deserve it. #cashlesssociety #welcometothe21st

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If I’m Sam Howell, I’m sitting out the rest of the season and preparing for the draft. He got sacked 8 times by a team that had 0 sacks in a home loss to Northern Illinois. #ReturnTheMack