Derek

Born at a very young age, I realised almost immediately that I knew very little & set about acquiring knowledge with a passion rarely seen in the post-war era.

[Derek @derekandming]

People are aways redefining the meaning of the word "interesting."

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He's baaaaaaaaack...

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@rustyrockets I think you need to get back on the drugs, mate.

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@politvidchannel

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It's been 1 year today since Ming shuffled off this mortal coil, so here it is, a #MomentOfMing

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@spooky_girl I thought the same when I saw you post... I only look in occasionally. It stopped being fun a while ago

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@spooky_girl Bugger!

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@AshySlasheeDB

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Dystrumpia 47 #Trump #Trump47 #Dystrumpia

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We need to bring back the R word. There's nothing left in the language to adequately describe the majority of Americans. #Retards

[Derek @derekandming]

Good grief.
"Serious question regarding Iran and Israel"
Walz: "Pertinent answer"
JD: "Let me talk about myself and my family struggle when I was a child."
#VPDebate2024

[Derek @derekandming]

@gofastergirlie I did the unthinkable and braved the shops on the Saturday - the only day of the 4 that they were open (I'm sure your shopping regulations wouldn't be so arcane). IT WAS HELL, but chocolate supplies were replenished!

[Derek @derekandming]

Merry Easter Eggs

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@gofastergirlie Me too! As a result of very bad planning, I've entered Easter with NO chocolate in the house!

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Queen Kunt queenkunt.bsky.social @BecWrong]

Really people?

[Derek @derekandming]

@PicturesFoIder Imagine his thought process…
I'm so angry, I need to hit someone…
I need to hit… HIM!
ROAR…ahhh… WHEEEE!
*5 minutes later*
Why am I on the floor?
Why does my face hurt?
RUN AWAY!!!

[Derek @derekandming]

@marcusBBbentley I didn't realise this was the introduction to a new series! I thought it was just a one-off special, and wondered why people were congratulating you so much. NOW I get it! Congratulations :D

[Derek @derekandming]

As great as the Supercars look in this generation, I just can't generate any interest in a competition between 2 bogan vehicles.
#Bathurst1000