Derek

I will own an e46 someday

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

Meta burns $2.65B a year on AI tokens. at $300K for a Meta engineer, that's enough to pay ~9,000 engineers for a full year.

now ask yourself: since the layoffs, has Meta shipped anything that feels like 9,000 engineers’ worth of output?

[I'm alright @sammy1714]

Y'all, we're like 2 weeks away from a 3-hour R-rated mythological epic filmed almost entirely at real locations with practical effects and top quality actors, all by a prestige blockbuster director given unprecedented creative freedom

This is a once-in-a-lifetime cinema dream 😭

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.

[mary ✧ @marydocharlito]

explain this in f1 terms

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Should be 9-0 since it’s in the fucking constitution.

[brewster @brewsternova]

When you’re in the movie theater people start inventing new ways to cough

[Luke V @slayabidesd0tl]

Move on with your life big dog

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

She tacky I’m sorry y’all

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Interstellar proves that the most terrifying thing in the universe isn't aliens..... it's time

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

After seeing how our parents handled leftovers, I'm convinced most of the "stomach flu" we had as kids was actually mild food poisoning.

[Derek @derekcoleworld]

💀💀💀

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

Activism

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

im geeked off 4 perc 30s and theirs 2 big ass birds fighting at my blackjack table 😭

[Luke @Interlukein4]

I'm tired of tech companies treating my storage like it's infinite. Optimize your damn apps

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

No need to Knick a basket!

We are giving away five orange and blue litter baskets! These are the real deal.

Want a chance to win one? Enter here: https://t.co/uXMcKVm2Rt

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

Home sweet home.

[Lydia B Kollins @lydiabkollins]

fuck a24 for partnering with ai

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

For a dry ass phone I be on it alot