Dr. Dong PhD

retired

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

My father, Robert Dong, invented the three-ring binder in 1974

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

If I’m still single by the time I’m 35, I’m putting a urinal in my bathroom.

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

@mileur74 Good job mollie!

[ken hitchcock @jake_umms]

@derekderek So excited to be part of the #snackchat family! First order of business is to source the large volume of traffic going to “https://t.co/CUUfYZ2W72” from the executive suite..

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

We are wrapping up another year here at #snackchat and we are so grateful to our online community of snack enthusiasts. We would also like to welcome our new Director of Cyber Security @jake_umms

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

Im gonna to create an app that allows others to talk about different kinds of snacks. Gonna call it #snackchat. DM me for details on funding

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

Wow!!! Q4 after our first year just came out and we have grown so much!! Lots of things ahead for #snackchat so be on the lookout 👀👀 and make sure to download the app.

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

Does anyone else feel like they are getting dyslexic as they get older or can I just not read anymore?

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

Do you guys think that chips from the same potato all end up in the same bag, or do they get split up?

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

Guys with big beards and little mustaches is a weird look

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

@TheNickLovelace The 2005 special. Has been a staple for the average Clinton County male for a long time. No idea how it works, but it does

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

Pro-tip - mix the @caseysgenstore dill pickle chips with the bbq chips. #unreal

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

Gonna start calling strip clubs “used car lots”

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

Watching a peddle bar go by and none of the fat people are peddling lmfao

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

@Mike_Pierri Thanks for clarifying, Mike. Didn’t know what to do for a minute… you continue to be my guiding light in these situations and for that I’m thankful.

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

@thatstoreyboy You can tell whoever put this together sucks because WaWa and Sheetz are both 16 seeds but iHop is a 5?!? GTFOH

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

@Devon_Greg95 Was it good?

[Dr. Dong PhD @derekderek]

@Mike_Pierri Hell yeah dude