derek des anges

I write books. I come on Twitter to avoid writing books.

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

Hey! You probably already saw but I'm here and full of coffee! MY NOVEL IS OUT! https://t.co/m4Sai7vfDE

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CLANG CLANG PUBLICITY NOISES, I HAVE A STORY IN A JOURNAL: https://t.co/z3SDebhhPK

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

You can pre-order this book! I'm in it! Pew pew pew! https://t.co/RU5mbcV8tz

[Dr Melissa L Gustin @Hosmeriana]

Literally screaming there are baby squid in the rock pool

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

Oh and I've called 'em. They put me through a phone tree for 10 minutes which told me I didn't need to speak to them because I can just update from my online account! Here's the link! We'll text it to you!

How... do I log into an account I don't have?

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

I can only assume the Student Loans Company don't actually need my address since they've made it impossible for me to update it. "You can just log into your account." I took this loan out in 2001, guys. There wasn't an online system.

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

I can only assume the Student Loans Company don't actually need my address since they've made it impossible for me to update it. "You can just log into your account." I took this loan out in 2001, guys. There wasn't an online system.

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

New anthology! https://t.co/20aqA70ZNJ

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https://t.co/geThqiqUSJ

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

Maybe the blood donation service in the UK would work better if you sent out emails about blood drives that contained any accurate information whatsoever? Just a thought.

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

You mean like you do with trans women? Yeah, you are the problem, actually.

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Freedom of speech is the most powerful feature of our democracy.

If you’re calling for women to shut up and wishing they didn’t exist, you are the problem.

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

The danger of developing any admiration for columnists is that, generally, when they turn out to have a bigotry around people like you it feels quite personal. It shouldn't, of course: Guardian writers hate trans people, grass is green.

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

The danger of developing any admiration for columnists is that, generally, when they turn out to have a bigotry around people like you it feels quite personal. It shouldn't, of course: Guardian writers hate trans people, grass is green.

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

https://t.co/hAKH4v10kG

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@RajanBarot24 Hey, just a general thank you for being a good dude.

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

I have to say, I don't find myself overwhelmed with confidence about a press when their submissions page is full of basic grammatical errors.

[Dr Melissa L Gustin @Hosmeriana]

Yes. YES! The nipples are OUT!

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

@Hosmeriana Gelato Count is my favourite Sesame Street Character

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Here, have a story, lads: https://t.co/9vpDrlzNya

[derek des anges @derekdesanges]

Book launch day! "Learning To Be Human" is out in the UK! https://t.co/QVWbk9rRiI