Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III

"Trust me, you can sing." -Alcohol
Shameless flirt and positive messaging troll.
Searchlight soul surfer and admirer of all things beautiful.
Deez/Nuts

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

😆🤣😂👍

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

The best Norm Entrance ever! Where everybody knows.

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@PontistGirl Awww...so sweet!! 🥹

Wait...what?! 😳
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[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@EnchantedRae24 This could be a most compelling poll...🤔
Is the lion saying..

a). "For the love of gawd gimme some space woman!!"
or
b). "Get that camera off me...it's about to get freaky up in here!!"
😆

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@cheygoulet ...and don't even sweat that whole "facing Vader" @#$@!!

Time to hit da beach!!!
😎

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@Helloimmorgan "Hey mum...you seriously like this @#$@?"
"Why can't we watch Homeward Bound...again?"
🐶😆🤣

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@ALadyNamedKatie I'll bet that cup o' joe beats the pants off any bougie coffee lounge too...

Look at that view & scenery!!

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@Oceanbreeze473 What in da hell...😳🤮

Wait...I have a question on the packaging label.
What or who packed it on the 22nd?
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[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@askaya Ahhh...I can see you're regretting it already!!
🤭😆😉

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@ecomaniac______ @earth2lilah I see a minnow about to be devoured by a frog making "fish lips"...🤔😲

What da fug is in this coffee?! 😳
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[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@VeronicaTeamstr I think they should move em' like tire sales. You buy three and get the fourth for free!! 😲😃

I dunno...maybe throw in some roadside coffee service or something too. 🤣

Do you have a go-to spot for the "holiest" of pastries?

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@playmatejaylene Gulp...😳
🤭😈🔥

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@ALadyNamedKatie I mean that's better than "I've got a Hello Fresh meal I've been saving for months..." right? 😳🤣

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@NatureUnedited Perhaps the rumors are true and we don't "taste like chicken"...🤔

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@ecomaniac______ Awww....

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@PontistGirl Hmmm...thinking I might try for a PR this weekend tho'...

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@BrandiKruse You might find a sasquatch riding a unicorn first...but best of luck. 😌👍

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@EnchantedRae24 Gonna hafta add this to my travel bucket list.

I did a motorcycle tour thru Colorado two years ago...absolutely epic, loved it!!

I'm due back for another trip. 😎

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@MandyLSimard I mean...
They've already influence our architecture!! 😳

[Derek Chadwick Dirkenator III @DerekDirken]

@CatziiAfterDark Careful what you wish for!! 🐺🤭

So...um, cheeky!!
Keep doin you Cat!! 😊