Derek Fries

Former internet shit talker turned new homes salesman. Atlanta Sports Sufferer

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@moarproofs @raefejenkins The reality is Trump is just a heel and our politics is nothing more than WWE wrestling. You still think that voting democrat will save this country is hilarious. They have both sides bought and sold, George Carlin was right

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@kevin_wren @FreddyLA7 UGA asked not to be part of any soccer match after the Olympics in ‘96 when they had to remove all the hedges and plant them back. Otherwise y’all wouldn’t have gotten this opportunity as Sanford is superior to Jordan-Hare

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@maggiemoda Same, really goes to show how much the media and social media algorithms have manufactured negativity between us. All the hate is coming from accounts who aren’t even here

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@auceo @AuburnTigers $80 is a steal compared to WC prices

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@fiago7 Savannah, Ga or anywhere north Georgia, Western North Carolina in the mountains

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@ussoccerfeed Every game Iran plays in should feature the spicy dorito

[Path To Manliness @PathToManliness]

Europeans are arguing that Americans don’t understand football culture because our stadiums are too corporate.

Meanwhile America looked at a breakfast pastry, turned it into a mascot, lowered it into a giant toaster after the game, and then ceremonially sacrificed and ate its remains on live television.

The Pop-Tarts Bowl wasn’t a sporting event.

It was a Roman festival with sponsorship money.

And it was magnificent.

He ripped off his aluminum foil like Magic Mike. He danced all game. They dunked pop tarts on the coach. And after the game the winning team ate a 3 foot tall (that’s a meter) pop tart cooked with a giant toaster

This wasn’t even a massive game. It was Kansas State and NC State

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@Laurafavela_7 What snacks and food did you try?

[Havelock @ArmorcladCoyote]

“I’m from Memphis, south of Cairo on the coast of the mighty river and home of the king and a pyramid.”

“Egypt?”

“No, Tennessee.”

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@lmn0pe @RattlesnakeTex I wasn’t prepared for how awesome this is

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@ibeto_be I mean by definition there will be a bottom, I think people are just waiting to see where that is. The game will be sold out prior to kickoff

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@llcoolwbb @SPFCCMT @RattlesnakeTex And it’s next to Sweden and Norway, SC on US 321. Used to drive through them quite a bit going to Columbia from Statesboro

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@lmn0pe @RattlesnakeTex I just know they play, “I wish I was in Dixie Land” in Portuguese there😂

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@elsathora @KaiEnigma Wing places in atlanta that make their own ranch

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@icecreamavfc @therdangreen CFB kicks off in August during the dog days of summer. Games are played at noon with 95+ degree heat and 90+% humidity

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@WarDamnStool Messi was spotted at Buc-ee’s. He was eating a brisket sandwich

[Auburn Barstool @WarDamnStool]

European mind can't comprehend Argentina vs Iceland being played 10 minutes from Buc-ee’s

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@elsathora Come to the south and try biscuits and gravy

[Derek Fries @derekfries81]

@tyhildenbrandt He was eating a brisket sandwich