Derek Goetz 🛸

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

Nathan Fielder has always been streets ahead https://t.co/SiZRg2V4Zl

[@levelsio @levelsio]

This is a great point actually

Imagine the dormant market of boyfriends/husbands waiting for women to shop

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

Believe it or not autocorrect, I do want to "set up autopay" and not "set up autopsy".

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

@Austen If it happens he can finally sneeze.

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

go moon

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

@TechCrunch This is great because Spotify is actually awful now. Was wondering what happened. The DJ was the beginning of the end.

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

The Bears absolutely should have won that game. So many opportunities, so many key mistakes.

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

Caleb Williams is absolutely magic.

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

Long story short, there are a lot of people out there who are looking for confrontation at every single opportunity.

But, it's important that we continue to do the right thing in the face of this madness.

You have a vision in your head of how interactions may go, and this was no where near anything I could have even imagined.

Regardless of how unpleasant this situation was, I will continue to do the right thing and hold folks in the wrong accountable. What a Sunday.

Go Bears.

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

While waiting for police, her other daughter came out of Costco, hostile and fuming, also telling me I needed to leave.

"We're good people, we wouldn't not report this. You need to leave."

That quote is a crazy thing to hear after seeing how they reacted to a 3rd party witness trying to make sure they were held accountable for their actions.

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

This Bears team, man.

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

Hitting this OVER Keisean Nixon...

Poetry.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A walk off….

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

Da Bears

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

Hearing the crowd erupt before we saw the swing from my buddy's Wrigleyville apartment was legendary.

[MLB @MLB]

OTD in 2016, Miguel Montero SHOOK Wrigley Field with a pinch-hit grand slam in NLCS Game 1 💪

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

@NHLBlackhawks Chicago Backhawks

[Derek Goetz 🛸 @derekgoetzit]

@Brewers Surely this will not come back to make the Brewers look foolish.