derekhelmer

Husband, Father, Nerd, Streamer, proud Hufflepuff, Batuu Resident, Movie Lover, Marksman, Audiophile, U2 Rocks!

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@F1 And now I’m having a good race.

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@Tinaguo Tina, you’re gorgeous already, baby teeth or none. Keep that Cello singing.

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Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, Tom Hanks...

Not bad for a start

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Absolutely! Makes me want to spend all Christmas in pandemic ridden New York. Oh wait…that was people’s reality. Not here in So Cal. It hits different. Great Gif!

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@Twitch

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Merry Christmas from our Family to yours.

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Also…annoyed they are operating on the better eye first. I explained several times, but all the paperwork is in place for the Right Eye first. Oh well, better Vision will have to wait a few more weeks-post Christmas.

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About to have laser eye surgery on my newly bionic eyes. (Guess it’s normal post cataract surgery to undergo this procedure. I hate that they only work on one eye at a time. I totally get it. But in meantime, I’m blurry on one side.

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No but seriously if you need any sort of graphic design work, I work with someone who is awesome. People of the web, you need to know @OhiaAva. She makes me look better. Her rates are reasonable and she will work with you if money is tight like it has been for me. 5 Stars!

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I have so many graphic designers following me at Twitter or X thinks thats all I’m into. lol

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This looks so good! I can’t believe it’s not real. Photorealistic quality is awesome. Story looks interesting as well.

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 1 https://t.co/UyQ9Z8rlnA via @YouTube

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Begun, The Balding Wars have. #Dadlife

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Heroes of Task Force 141 given the Green light to capture or kill Makarov https://t.co/qawTIeyzx9 Come on in and say Hello!

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Previously on Modern Warfare…I’m live on Twitch - Watch me at https://t.co/qawTIeyzx9

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Tonight we are continuing the play through of Modern Warfare 3’s Campaign. Dads like to cosplay sometimes too. https://t.co/qawTIeyzx9

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Playing Modern Warfare 3 today. I’m live on Twitch - Watch me at https://t.co/qawTIeyzx9

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Playing some Modern Warfare 2 campaign. I’m live on Twitch - Watch me at https://t.co/qawTIeyzx9

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Honey?! Can’t I stream? “Not until you clean up the kids mess.” Ahh man. #dadlife #Livestream #manchild watch me tonight , because at some point I’ll be done. https://t.co/9rJZ8LSwYi

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@patricknorton If it weren’t for this show, I wouldn’t be in the tech industry. So great, thanks for posting. Man I miss that channel.

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Ok, baby is asleep. We going back for another campaign mission #Modernwarfare. Join us and say hi. https://t.co/x51ELzyGzH