Derek Honkus

32. Aspiring audio engineer and mixer. The guy at the bar who talks politics.

[gaz @SilentGarrett]

i’m noticing this crazy coincidence where the same people who say “therapy never helps!” happen to be the dumbest people on earth

[Underoath @UnderoathBand]

This is not a test. Define the Great Line 20th Anniversary Tour. https://t.co/hYaFO617YK

[Derek Honkus @derekhonkey]

The worst type of person is a white person with dreads

[Derek Honkus @derekhonkey]

@MarkKaboly Feels like people are more upset about it being in another state and not the distance lol

[Derek Honkus @derekhonkey]

This is a net good for the city of Pittsburgh.

[KDKA @KDKA]

JUST IN: Morgan Wallen announced that tonight's show at Acrisure Stadium has been canceled. https://t.co/N5dGZi2eaL

[Gumbee @gumbarius]

God of War discourse be like

Normal people: Why is there a cube

Chud incel gamers: Why is there a WOMAN

[Derek Honkus @derekhonkey]

Best band rn.

[Derek Honkus @derekhonkey]

Gonna be the riff of the year honestly.

[Derek Honkus @derekhonkey]

The amount of people who talk politics for a living and didn’t know that is a parody account/fake is honestly not surprising .

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

"The Plan? Stay poor forever so we can have lifetime passes to look at fish.”

[Derek Honkus @derekhonkey]

There must be hantavirus in macaroni

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

[meowtown @hieywieyneue]

i wish american drivers understood the zipper merge and didn’t have this whole thing of getting your ego hurt because someone tries to merge late (aka the actually correct thing to do)

[P.M. ✨🌕 @itsapmseymour]

These guys look like beloved One Piece characters from a filler arc that everyone is begging to have Oda put into the main storyline.

[Derek Honkus @derekhonkey]

Why can’t you just do this at home lol

[Jake Brown @JakeBrownLive]

$19.76 for a bacon and egg sandwich & large iced coffee. Gotta love NYC.

[Derek Honkus @derekhonkey]

Welp

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

mood today

[Derek Honkus @derekhonkey]

Shanks is the top 1 in this.

[—Mics @X_VIR3]

Every chapter this list becomes more fraudulent