Derek Smart

[Jackson Vettson @JVettson]

Young and hung

[Jackson Vettson @JVettson]

Rt if you’re hopping on this 🐎Cock?

[blue 🫐 @typicalbluebrry]

Lots of body hair rn.. keep or shave?

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

@Microsoft Seaford!

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

@Microsoft365 Seaford!

[Patty Jenkins @PattyJenks]

So excited to finally share our film with you. ;) #WonderWoman1984 IN THEATERS and exclusively on HBO Max* December 25.

*Available on HBO Max in the US only at no extra cost to subscribers.

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

Okay.... #season1 #episode1 of #Seinfeld ... I'd do @JerrySeinfeld #FirstTime #NeverSeenBefore

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

*overheard at the bar*
Her: rated R Disney? F**k Disney!
Him: Disney owns everything. Disney owns our childhood!
#overheard #disney #childhood

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

@SamGriffBlog @joshleduff

[AMAYA @wilberamaya77]

Y’all gotta watch this lmao

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

God gave us vivacious people so the rest of us can show up drunk some place and still get in. #drinks #drunkstweets #praise #thankyoujesus #Uber

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

Things my drunk friends say: the number one reason for revolution is the guys are not getting laid. #bahahaha #HeMightbeRight

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

@googleassistant there has to be some copyright issue here between Google's accounts and @googleassistant But feel like this really should be recompensed soon.#GoogleAssistant #notifymeofthelawsuit #cutmeacheck

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

I think also, maybe Google Assistant should probably not be going to some dude named Aaron but maybe rather some like legit verified Google account. #Justsaying

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

Maybe I'm too #drunk to realize but I think maybe @GoogleAssistant should make a little bit easier tweeting via their little chat feature thing

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

So I've decided I'm just going to live treat my life via Google assistant and we'll see how this goes #GoogleAssistant @googledevs Assistant #livetweetcrew #LiveTweet

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

Smile! You're on candid camera!
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#candid #candidcamera #birthdayparty #familytime #goofy… https://t.co/Jj7BZhv63y

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

||28.10.2017|| I'll look deep in your heart and soul - you do have soul don't ya - make your… https://t.co/CXTwuEJVCW

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

Might have to change my whole Halloween costume just to use this amazing jacket. @Iconoclad #iconoclad #Halloween

[Derek Smart @derekjsmart]

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#views #hiking #utah #patagonia #cheeky @ Bells Canyon Trail https://t.co/vF9j82Texo