Derek Karpel

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@MichaelRapaport Her IQ is 0.0. Ack ack.

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@lowkey_fish great videos! I’ve had trouble in the past ordering phenibut here in the US. Do you have a safe and good supplier?

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@BernieSanders Why are you still talking?

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@l3v1at4an This is real. The name is Sasha Perry, works at Nefesh in Los Angeles. I went to Rosh Hashanah services there once. They only talked about “Palestine;” Israel was never mentioned. I never returned.

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[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@BriannaWu Thank you @BriannaWu for being a brave truth teller and hero to western civilization. You call bullshit on both sides of the political spectrum. You do so even as you’ve been struggling with your own health challenges. Thank you again for your courage.

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@HowardStern @sternshow @rqui @frednorris1 @robertAbooey @cwotd @salgovernale @Siriusjay @memetwalker @jonhein Did you vote for #LucasKunce

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

We will miss you ⁦@RALPHsGEEKTIME⁩. We love you. Thank you for all the laughs and memories. ⁦@sternshow⁩ #ralphcirella

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@StopAntisemites I think she works at Sasquatch https://t.co/cNrrRRDZqn. Check out Coffee For Sasquatch https://t.co/2v8a6WcFLb

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@TimeOutNewYork On line vs. in line. New Yorkers say: “When I went to the crowded store, I was waiting *on* line.” Everyone else says *in* line.

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@StopAntisemites @ucsantabarbara I’ve submitted a complaint to @ucsb @chancelloryang while copying the mayor’s office and local law enforcement. All local media have be notified. This woman should not be in a role dealing with young people. She is scary and dangerous.

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@DavidGlantz3 @sternshow @MFBrooklyn @HowardStern @Misstabstevens @askjillian @SteveTheFoolFr1 @_Bobo_697 Viper Room, Los Angeles 2012: me, Eric, Johnny, Jon/“Crazy J,” and a werewolf that must’ve come in from Albuquerque.

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

Happy birthday @EricTheActor11! We miss you everyday. Hope you’re celebrating by watching Idol, drinking lots of Pepsi, & hanging out with big breasted women. @sternshow @HowardStern

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@GeorgeTakei Salmon. It’s vile. We miss you on @sternshow

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@JimfromRaleigh @EricTheActor11 Maybe @EricTheActor11 can fly with balloons and challenge Russian air superiority. #StandWithUkraine️

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

How to wash a comforter and sheets | CNN Underscored ⁦@jdharm⁩ https://t.co/U7MhmNtZHc

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

I've heard that Josh Hawley hates that this site exists.

Whatever you do, don't share it.

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[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Retweet if you think Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley should resign immediately.

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@ProjectLincoln Don’t you think now would the perfect time for that pee pee tape to be released? Let’s add insult to injury.

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@GeorgeTakei George - you forget that a library is for literate people. Hi Brad!

[Derek Karpel @derekkarpel79]

@RudyGiuliani Can’t wait to see *your* perp walk.