Here’s a folded piece of cardstock with a sketch of a donkey on the front that you ALREADY KNOW is gonna have an “ass” pun inside when you open it. That’ll be $5.99.
I’ve never watched golf but I recognized every single sports celebrity who has a cameo in Happy Gilmore 2. Never by their name or face. Just by their bad acting.
Every last person in the Ozdust Ballroom lookin like a Dr. Seuss character and rockin out to a mouse on the drums, snickering at Elphaba’s hat like it’s even the TENTH weirdest thing in that room. Sure, sis.
Happy premiere day to the 47th(!) season of a show that in some ways is more fun and exciting to be a fan of now than ever before. Still riding high from the #Survivor Beach Drop event in Nashville last weekend
I need a supercut of every last one of Mackenzie Davis’s pained smiles, uncomfy grimaces, and “wtf” side-eyes in #SpeakNoEvilMovie. They were a character unto themselves.