Derek Self

The nation’s safest biker

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

Second man ever born murdered his brother. Psycho lore. And they had a brother named Seth. Seth. Crazy work from God

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

Does a place called Banana Express exist? A restaurant, clothing store or other? Feels like it could. Feels like it should.

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

civil war between the far right and the führer right

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Literally just realized this means there’s going to be a WEDDING. Wow. Will be The Thing until Trump d*es. Imagine: it’s gonna be like Prince Harry sitting next to Brittany Mahomes. Andy Reid doing the cha-cha-slide with Selena Gomez. Our Royal Wedding will have a kegstand

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

Driving a bare-ass Jeep. Windows down top off just the frame. Its nudity.

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

Do you think he thinks “carbon neutral” and “gender neutral” are somehow related?

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

Guys the ball came undone and three guys are trying to fix it 😭

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

When does Mortdecai 2 drop? Actually loved that movie. Gimme the sequel.

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

Baseball: *exists since 1845*

Yankees in 2025:

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

Telling my daughter this was white lotus season 3

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

I’d give anything to have this guy’s level of not-giving-a-fuck

[Gino Fornaro @ginoliciousboss]

NIKOLA JOKIC EUROSTEP FROM 62 FEET AWAY FROM THE HOOP HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

What was it with early 2000s dads and Flight Simulator on PC? Turns out my father AND father-in-law both played it. These are not gaming men. Fascinating phenomenon

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

The internet is beautiful

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

I love Sean Baker. His awards szn tour has been so refreshing. Someone on the biggest stages advocating for what makes us great as artists, great as people.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Yea I remember when Biden gave Greta unilateral control over the entire federal gov

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

“I just finished Big Bang Theory what should I watch next”

[Min Choi @minchoi]

Unbelievable.

This is just a 2 years difference in AI progress

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

Hey bro we’re naming our emotions later if you want to roll thru

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

I have the “woke” mind virus and I’m spreading it so quickly!

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

The rise of the conservative coffee shop. So odd to me. If I can’t talk about fully automated luxury communism while I sip a latte I’m not happy.

[Derek Self @derekmyself]

An unappreciated part of the song “Life Is A Highway” is that they take life’s highway to Mozambique. Like hell yeah. Let’s go. M’bique!