Scalding Llama

Father, Artist, Musician, Writer, Machinist, Tall, Crackpot.

[Scalding Llama @dereknotaro]

Chillin' on a Saturday morning. #almostanoreo https://t.co/mZkAzuObLZ

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Why does there have to be a movement to enable what feels like common sense?
#8cantwait https://t.co/9kQSHbabtX

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The cover of my depressing solo country album "Loading Docks and Pickup Trucks" https://t.co/4JChIMjalV

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Section of a Llama skull I'm just about done with. I want to make a screen of it and print it over watercolor. #scaldingllama https://t.co/2aM9IM9ns3

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Godzilla vs Hazel https://t.co/M1hi2Qutlt

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I have never bought
A pair of Nike footwear
I just might do it

#haiku #Kaepernick #KaeperNike #protesttheprotestoftheprotest #JustDoIt

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Anxiety is
What have I been doing with
My face while you talk

#haiku #anxietyproblems #moreinterestedinwhatmycatistryingtotellmethanmakingsmalltalk

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Sometimes I wonder
What the world would be like if
We did not wear pants

#haiku #deepthoughts #downwithpantsupwithnothing

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My favorite beer
Always comes prematurely
Like a teenage boy
#haiku #oktoberfest #checkouthankthephotobomber https://t.co/ZhFNukzpMr

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When I was young just
The guy with the silly voice
God bless fire truck!
@bcgoldthwait
#haiku #shakestheclown #thetrendforextrabrowniepointsandstreetcred

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Beautiful sunshine
Pours down on him as he walks
To buy crack cocaine

#haiku #drugs #idonttakeaddictionlightlybutcomeonjokes

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If pants caught fire
Every time people lie
So many nude butts

#haiku #butts #watchtheworldburninapantsfire

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Democrats are blue
Like balls because they just hang
Not getting things done

#haiku #dailyhaiku #usa

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Republicans are
Red like necks, rockets, Russia
And embarrassment

#haiku #dailyhaiku #Merica

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How can you be sure
That life is not just a bunch
Of dick and fart jokes

#haiku #dailyhaiku #joke

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Forgot on Sunday
Good thing no one really cares
Thanks a lot jesus

#haiku #dailyhaiku #jesuschrist

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There are more great whites
Because the ocean's warmer
Sharks are super cool

#haiku #dailyhaiku #SharkWeek
#greatwhite

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The whimsical deer
Frolic in fields and whisper
Watch me wreck that car

#haiku #dailyhaiku #deer

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Asparagus pee
You are so very smelly
Like seriously
#haiku #dailyhaiku #asparagus

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The cast is off!… https://t.co/dlBuy4ZsfQ