derek portea

accidental multi-hyphenate and former creative

[derek portea @derekportea]

We really do choose our battles. But we really can’t choose the demons that stay with us.

[JENI SUK @jensuki]

Finding out Joy Rhodes’ true identity, or lack thereof, was the worst thing that happened to me today. I feel violated.

[derek portea @derekportea]

@jensuki this is an appropriate tweet back from sabbatical. plz save r&b now, thanks.

[derek portea @derekportea]

Big bangs set 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[derek portea @derekportea]

Chris brown and Neyo getting their flowers rn

[derek portea @derekportea]

Using YouTube is such an interesting legal loophole Justin’s using

[nappda @nappda]

another month check-in, down 27lbs

[derek portea @derekportea]

Thank god I didn’t peak in 2016

[derek portea @derekportea]

Can’t explain it but the skinnier I get, the more Virgo I look.

[derek portea @derekportea]

I am the phantom menace

[derek portea @derekportea]

Peptides.

[derek portea @derekportea]

Mid

[derek portea @derekportea]

ty @AstonMartinF1

[derek portea @derekportea]

There’s gotta be a correlation between people who can’t be held accountable and the people who inflate their contributions.

[derek portea @derekportea]

I heard instagram knows you, but TikTok grows you, and I haven’t been the same since.

[derek portea @derekportea]

Q3 heading into q4 notoriously just a dick measuring contest on how many networking events you can go to

[derek portea @derekportea]

Fair to say that my locked in is different from your locked in.

[derek portea @derekportea]

I truly don’t think people know what being locked in really means.

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

Either your business grows, or you do.

[derek portea @derekportea]

At 35 u either have chopped friends or you’re the chopped friend. Regardless we’re still too old to use that word.

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

#BieberSummer