Derek Pye

The world's greatest living wedding photographer

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

The #GrenfellTower disaster is a convergence of all the evils of our age: deregulation, inequality, corporate power, loss of democracy etc

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

T, L and Me - have left the building and can’t get back in

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

apparently I need to upload identity documents to Facebook to reactivate my account - mmmmm I knew photoshop would come in handy one day

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

Take down - site hacked and blocked from Facebook - infamy infamy they’ve all got it infamy #infamy https://t.co/HXxq0ugMvt

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

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[Derek Pye @derekpye]

Damn https://t.co/RQ6yutKb7X

[Kent 999s @Kent_999s]

M20 update: A motorist driving on the M20 with a parrot on his steering wheel was reported for “not being in proper control of the vehicle”.

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

I am Geoff, the Destroyer of Worlds - Beg Barry | Giving Away My Money https://t.co/BPsjx3VtCK #funny #apocalypse #weird

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

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[Derek Pye @derekpye]

Problem is this is actually a good wedding - try going to a shit one every week #TheWeddingDay

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

Never go on TV - TV people are evil bastards #TheWeddingDay

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

Cheap wedding but I can say I trained up that snapper - he was on my first Uncle Bob training day #TheWeddingDay

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

The Wedding Day C4 - all these cheapskates just wanted a free wedding video #TheWeddingDay

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone who Likes Cake #cake #wedding… https://t.co/gJ91qH99i7

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

Their mistake here was leaving him in a car park - I left my first wife on the hard shoulder on the M1 in her... https://t.co/lVrw4OUfgG

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

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[Derek Pye @derekpye]

I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. I'm banned from the USA, Canada, the Republic of Ireland, Gabon,... https://t.co/BTYfCRj0PJ

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

Mental private view last night. Got home by tractor a bit worse for wear. Spending this morning… https://t.co/aqCo8VrsRq

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

Art Print Show open now https://t.co/9vgo3w5CIP get in quick! https://t.co/SPh311emxN

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

Art Print Show open now https://t.co/9vgo3w5CIP get in quick! https://t.co/x54HNLqElP

[Derek Pye @derekpye]

Join me at my Art Print Sale tonight https://t.co/wEUsWhcHwj