Ders

lil Chico, Mr. 305, Mr. worldwide.

[Ders @DerekRocks2]

I hope my future wife is accepting of the fact that my friends will ruin our wedding if there is any alcohol present

[Pax @1776pax]

To anyone who’s uncultured here’s how Creed sounds coming from your garage after 3am garage beers

[Ders @DerekRocks2]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

[Nate Soup @MayorWheat]

last night was a fable

[Ders @DerekRocks2]

@joe8140 Quick way to snap your wrists off

[Lynxzyboy @lynxzyboy]

I have plans I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me

[Ross Wece @RossWece]

IDK what exactly anyone calls this company…but I bet they never even call them by their name.

[Ders @DerekRocks2]

All day affair

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Call me Anakin the way I'm slaying Yuenglings at 9am

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

If this doesn't sell cricket to people then I give up

[emily north @north0fnorth]

in honor of the vice website shuttering here are my favorite two paragraphs in any article ever

https://t.co/7jmsYdGIcM

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

I never thought I was the kind of person to fall for a scam, but then I and eight of my human friends were given a Ring of Power and we were all of us deceived, for another Ring was made.

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

The Con Air/Big Lebowski conspiracy theory I totally believe

[bobby b @weenlean]

Hey don’t turn around im jacking it

[Ders @DerekRocks2]

@Ayrton04914245 Tonight is gonna be cinematic. A movie if you will

[🤕(sick pants) @SureThing_Buddy]

i think athletes should be able to gamble on us average people at OUR jobs. Let’s see how Anthony Davis likes it when I rack up 4 hours screen time in a 6 hour shift when he had under 3.5

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Feels weird celebrating Columbus Day this year with everything going on in the world.

[Ders @DerekRocks2]

*10 yards after reconsideration

[Ders @DerekRocks2]

Cass LIVINGSTON states she can throw a football within 20 feet of my furthest throw on three tries. $20 buy in hit the lines.